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And I think I owe this to my Catholic schooled mother and the guard. You hang out with that many gay guys and then say they don't have the same rights as anybody else. But I digress. The entire time I was at my small cousin's first communion on Saturday, all I could hear in my heard was the voice of Eddie Izzard.



"Blasphe-me! Blasphe-you! Blasphe-everybody in the room!"



It finally got so loud that when we were reciting confirmations of faith (which I faked my way through,… Continue

Last night, at exactly 8:00 pm, I was sitting in front of a table full of candles and a large book, telling my friend to turn off the lights. We sat across from each other at a circular table, each reading our respective books as the smell of cinnamon and evergreens enveloped us. No, we weren't performing some kind of ritual, we were observing Earth Hour!

In an effort to help reduce our carbon footprint and be as awesome as Sydney… Continue

So, I'm sitting here. Waiting. And freaking out. Why, you ask? Well, you see, I did this really silly thing. I entered the contest to be part of Scarlett's Eleven (www.maureenjohnsonbooks.com). Why? Because something crazy posessed me. At any rate, I applied. In, like, the worst way possible. I sent her an email that looked like the Constitution, listing all of my enumerated powers. And I rambled. And I'm not entirely sure that any of it really made any sort of sense at all. But I tried.

I… Continue

Woah. I just got the scariest looking manila envelope in my mailbox today. The outside wasn't so scary, but inside? Inside was the MHS Graduation Guide. Just looking at it made me squirm. I knew it had to be read, so I summed up all of my courage and flipped to the first page. I read. And read. And then read some more. It was all boring and, for the most part, useless, until I discovered page 4.

Graduation speeches. I knew the meeting was coming up, but it's within the next two weeks. And… Continue

I aid for seventh period French everyday. While most seniors are grabbing their bags and revving up their cars after sixth thanks to early dismissal, I stick around and help out because I love French, I love my French teacher, and I secretly hope that I can get French 2 a little more jazzed up about French. Unfortunately, there has been very little jazzing so far.

Anyway, the other aid and I keep a notebook about our lives as aids in French. So when I got done with my work today and… Continue