Work, work, work
As my screen name indicates, I am a librarian. For those unfamiliar with the inter workings of such a career, "Library Lady" is how you are most often referred to; particularly by the mob of two and three-year-olds who have just left storytime where you swear the staff gave them pixie stix. When you see that mob coming toward you, determined to be the first to show off their craft project, then you shall know what it is to fear. Seriously, if the budget allowed us we would don riot gear.