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The irony of "POTENTIAL"
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Epic Paradox Feb 21, 2009.

Ever wanted to...
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Epic Paradox Feb 6, 2009.

WHYYYYYY?
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Katrina replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"My middle name is Angeleen Mae"
Apr 11
Mara Aroshia replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"My middle names are Aroshia Elizabeth, after my great-grandmothers. Mara is a combination of my grandmothers names. My last name included, my mom had a nice string of complicated words to spout out at me when I was in trouble o.o;"
Oct 30, 2012
Choco replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"my middle name is Sesibel...... yea..."
Oct 28, 2012
Luna Mallory replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"My middle name is Marilyn; it is a mix of my 2 grandmothers' names Mary and Lynn. I've always really liked my middle name because I've never met anyone else who has it. One of my best friend's middle name is Ann and she hates it,…"
Oct 28, 2012
Katie Caughlan replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"Everyone in my dad's side of the family and most of my immediate family has two middle names (generally one chosen by the mother and the other chosen by the father) so mine are Louise and Tatiana. Louise is after a relative who lived to be 107…"
Oct 11, 2012
Elizabeth Gould replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"I have neither of those but my sister has one as a middle name and the other (in a different form) as a first name. So I guess on average we each have one?"
Oct 11, 2012
Atalinay replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"Last year i found out Marie was (and is) a common middle name.Mine in Ana, which sounds quite similar to Anne and Ann. "
Oct 10, 2012
Satynne replied to Epic Paradox's discussion Middle names
"Neither do I ....when I was little I used to feel so jealous of people who had middle names, believe my first born will have at least one middle name lol"
Apr 3, 2012

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You're interested in things such as politics, psychology, child care, and peace. I wouldn't go so far as to call you a hippie, but some of you may be tree-huggers. You're the type of people who are interested in bettering the world. You're possible the least nerdy of them all; unless you participate in other activies that paled your nerdiness compared to your involvement in social activities. Whatever the case, we could still use more of you around. ^_^

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I'm 16 years old.

My untrue IQ, (AKA the one I got from some random website,) is:

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I love writing and have a sort-of-wish to be a writer some day, but only sort of because I don't really think I'm all that great.

My favorite website is Deviantart, where I post my writing and some art-like things I do.

I love: The Beatles, Buddy Holly, sharpie markers, adults who don't treat 16 year olds as idiots, the computer, and, of course, writing short stories

I hate: Rap music, country music, having so many pets (1 dog, 18 small birds, 3 large exotic birds, 7 koi fish,) and homophobia
Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
Wait. So, you're supposed to have just a COUPLE favorite books?

I don't know how I could possibly choose.

I mean, the brown nosing option is always good. I love John Green's work, I think it's fantastic, but is his stuff my very FAVORITE?

Maybe.

But Catch-22 has to be my favorite book ever.

Currently reading:

David Sedaris' essay collection, "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim"

(On Apollo, my Kindle book reading device/computer thing/all around epic machine)
What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
Ferrets
If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
I don't dance. Happy, unhappy, I don't care, I. Don't. Dance.
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Why I would be the most full of awesome ningmaster...

...besides, like, Quantum Tuba or one of the other famously made-of-awesome nerdfighters.





A) I would totally abuse the power to say any or all of the following things:

- "DUDE, I'm, like, a level 43 ningmaster!"

- "I HOLD THE ONE NING TO RULE THEM ALL."

- "I'll take you under my ning."

- "I'm the real ning!"

- "And tell sad stories of the death of nings" (Or... perhaps merely prevent the sad stories in the first place?)



B) My typical day goes… Continue

Posted on January 27, 2009 at 8:23pm — 4 Comments

Thinking: A dangerous thing to do, somtimes.

So, I saw a commercial for Viagra the other day, and it started me thinking.



You may be wondering what motive a teenage girl could possibly have for thinking about Viagra, and admittedly, that's a valid question. In fact, it's a question that I still don't know the answer to. Maybe I'm just a middle aged man at heart. As I said, I just don't know.



Anyway, so I was watching this commercial and comparing it to all of the commercials for ED that I've ever seen, and it… Continue

Posted on November 22, 2008 at 7:00pm

Dear Cinderella,

Dear Cinderella,



Every time I hear about you, it makes me want to gag. I’m sorry, maybe that’s a little too honest, but I think you ought to know.



I know that you have hordes of adoring fans. That at least, is clear to me. Only, I don’t get it. Admit to me that your “evil” stepmother anally raped you with a broken beer bottle when you were younger or something, because if it’s anything less than that, you’re kind of just a whiner.



Sure, you act like the perfect… Continue

Posted on November 16, 2008 at 9:54pm — 2 Comments

Dentistry: An interesting occupation

I'm not afraid of dentists like some people, or like I'm afraid of doctors. They generally don't do anything too painful, to me at least. I've never had braces or anything.



BUT.



There's one little problem with me and dentists, and I'll tell you the story.





SO, I got to the dentist's office, and I sat down in the waiting room for... eh... maybe 5 minutes before this chick took me back and sat me in her stupid chair. She thought I needed X-rays but I didn't,… Continue

Posted on November 14, 2008 at 10:03pm — 1 Comment

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At 1:56am on November 22, 2010, AlexTheNerdyOne said…
Hi, I saw your art on the 'your chance for shameless self promotion' discussion, it was really good, I was thinking you should check out http://nerdfighters.ning.com/group/nerdfightercollabbook we are always looking for more artists. DFTBA
At 9:51pm on September 13, 2009, Jude said…
just checking in after long silence. hope you are well.
At 3:58pm on February 19, 2009, SnapDragon said…
YAY! Another Buddy fan :D I don't know many.

I haven't read much Watchmen, but I've read the wiki page and it sounds awesome. I think I'll buy a collection next time I get out to the comic store.
At 3:01pm on January 28, 2009, Midnight Radio said…
"I'll take you under my ning."

And now I love you.
At 8:36am on January 24, 2009, Hector Guzman said…
is that your real name? lol
At 7:34pm on January 17, 2009, Alan said…
Hahaha. I only had that happen to me once. If it happened often though I immagion i would also become jaded by it.
I was wearing a shirt that was very smiler to the best buy shirts, so I just helped the person out. They asked a question that I knew so I helped em out for like 15 min. Hahaha At the end I told them how I didn't work there, but had fun hanging out with them. I don't think they understood, but ya never know.

So you carry around with you the "look of bored indifference" huh? I used to have that. It never really did much for me. I changed it to smiles and awkward stares. It makes people talk to you more, or makes them scared yet also slightly interested. It's like I have been given the ability to play with people from afar. ^_^ It makes train rides super fun.
At 9:40pm on January 16, 2009, Alan said…
"I don't mean to offend you or anything, I swear. xD It was just a passing thought. "

Heh you didnt offend me at all. I just try and ask questions and take advantage of situations that don't happen often. I am rarly compared to others and totally wanted to see what was going on.
Though in high school a few people all compared me to the actor from "The New Guy". It was kinda annoying, but also kind of cool. Being referenced to as a geeky loser by girls isn't really that flattering... but them telling you that you resemble an actor is kinda ego boosting. Quite the conundrum. But yeah that's me rambling because I rarely get to tell that story.

Damn, oh well no collab channel for us. T_T I guess I'll have to find some other way for us to talk more.
At 9:32pm on January 16, 2009, LAUREN<3 said…
That's so awesome
i wish i could write :D

I WANNA SEE YOUR DRAWINGS!!!! omfg. this is so lame. but i always ask.. could you draw a drawing of me??? no! of me and my sista? ok
that sounds..
i don't even know you

you may disregard that lol :D

KUDOS! i love art .. i wanna c ur drawings :D
 
 
 

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