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Mine is actually Erma. I was really embarrassed by it when I was younger but now I appreciate it a bit more.
mine is Atayde. ah-ty-deh
i dont think anyone is going to have that one. it's my mom's maiden name (hispanic)
it really doesnt go with my english/irish first and last names but oh well
and yes it's a little embarrassing.
and the middle names i find…
My middle name is Jo. My oldest sister's middle name is Joseph after my dad cause it's a tradition to name the first born after the father but since she's a girl they made her middle name his first name. Then my other sister has the same middle name…
Blaire :)
It's the only thing that went with both my first name and my german, 12-letter-long last name. Except Ryan, which was also a possibility.
Natalie Ryan ------------
Natalie Blaire ------------
Mine is Scott, after my fathers first name, his is his fathers first name, and so on and so on for at least 6 generations (that we know of)
My middle name is Anne, but I've never really given much thought to it, considering its always attached to my first name. Its always said as one name, Charlotte Anne. I'm from the south, and its very southern-esque to have that as a middle, more unu…
My middle name is Rose too xD
I like it, but probably only because it's one syllable. I seem to have an obsession for one syllable middle names x]
My middle name is Nicole and my sister's is Mariah, but my mom's is Ann. I've noticed that a lot of the girls I know have the middle name Rose.
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- What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?
What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Social NerdYou're interested in things such as politics, psychology, child care, and peace. I wouldn't go so far as to call you a hippie, but some of you may be tree-huggers. You're the type of people who are interested in bettering the world. You're possible the least nerdy of them all; unless you participate in other activies that paled your nerdiness compared to your involvement in social activities. Whatever the case, we could still use more of you around. ^_^
Literature Nerd Anime Nerd Gamer/Computer Nerd Artistic Nerd Drama Nerd Science/Math Nerd Musician What Be Your Nerd Type?
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- About Me:
- I'm 16 years old.
My untrue IQ, (AKA the one I got from some random website,) is:
Free-IQTest.net - MENSA Test
I love writing and have a sort-of-wish to be a writer some day, but only sort of because I don't really think I'm all that great.
My favorite website is Deviantart, where I post my writing and some art-like things I do.
I love: The Beatles, Buddy Holly, sharpie markers, adults who don't treat 16 year olds as idiots, the computer, and, of course, writing short stories
I hate: Rap music, country music, having so many pets (1 dog, 18 small birds, 3 large exotic birds, 7 koi fish,) and homophobia
- Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
- Wait. So, you're supposed to have just a COUPLE favorite books?
I don't know how I could possibly choose.
I mean, the brown nosing option is always good. I love John Green's work, I think it's fantastic, but is his stuff my very FAVORITE?
Maybe.
But Catch-22 has to be my favorite book ever.
Currently reading:
David Sedaris' essay collection, "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim"
(On Apollo, my Kindle book reading device/computer thing/all around epic machine)
- What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
- Ferrets
- If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
- I don't dance. Happy, unhappy, I don't care, I. Don't. Dance.
- Website:
- http://www.ritsuzen.deviantart.com
- When did you start watching B20
- October
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Why I would be the most full of awesome ningmaster...
...besides, like, Quantum Tuba or one of the other famously made-of-awesome nerdfighters.
A) I would totally abuse the power to say any or all of the following things:
- "DUDE, I'm, like, a level 43 ningmaster!"
- "I HOLD THE ONE NING TO RULE THEM ALL."
- "I'll take you under my ning."
- "I'm the real ning!"
- "And tell sad stories of the death of nings" (Or... perhaps merely prevent the sad stories in the first place?)
B) My typical day goes thusly:
1) Wake up
2) Go on the internet- check ne… Continue
A) I would totally abuse the power to say any or all of the following things:
- "DUDE, I'm, like, a level 43 ningmaster!"
- "I HOLD THE ONE NING TO RULE THEM ALL."
- "I'll take you under my ning."
- "I'm the real ning!"
- "And tell sad stories of the death of nings" (Or... perhaps merely prevent the sad stories in the first place?)
B) My typical day goes thusly:
1) Wake up
2) Go on the internet- check ne… Continue
Posted on January 27, 2009 at 8:23pm — 4 Comments
Thinking: A dangerous thing to do, somtimes.
So, I saw a commercial for Viagra the other day, and it started me thinking.
You may be wondering what motive a teenage girl could possibly have for thinking about Viagra, and admittedly, that's a valid question. In fact, it's a question that I still don't know the answer to. Maybe I'm just a middle aged man at heart. As I said, I just don't know.
Anyway, so I was watching this commercial and comparing it to all of the commercials for ED that I've ever seen, and it lead me to one startl… Continue
You may be wondering what motive a teenage girl could possibly have for thinking about Viagra, and admittedly, that's a valid question. In fact, it's a question that I still don't know the answer to. Maybe I'm just a middle aged man at heart. As I said, I just don't know.
Anyway, so I was watching this commercial and comparing it to all of the commercials for ED that I've ever seen, and it lead me to one startl… Continue
Posted on November 22, 2008 at 7:00pm —
Dear Cinderella,
Dear Cinderella,
Every time I hear about you, it makes me want to gag. I’m sorry, maybe that’s a little too honest, but I think you ought to know.
I know that you have hordes of adoring fans. That at least, is clear to me. Only, I don’t get it. Admit to me that your “evil” stepmother anally raped you with a broken beer bottle when you were younger or something, because if it’s anything less than that, you’re kind of just a whiner.
Sure, you act like the perfect daughter, beautiful, hardworkin… Continue
Every time I hear about you, it makes me want to gag. I’m sorry, maybe that’s a little too honest, but I think you ought to know.
I know that you have hordes of adoring fans. That at least, is clear to me. Only, I don’t get it. Admit to me that your “evil” stepmother anally raped you with a broken beer bottle when you were younger or something, because if it’s anything less than that, you’re kind of just a whiner.
Sure, you act like the perfect daughter, beautiful, hardworkin… Continue
Posted on November 16, 2008 at 9:54pm — 2 Comments
Dentistry: An interesting occupation
I'm not afraid of dentists like some people, or like I'm afraid of doctors. They generally don't do anything too painful, to me at least. I've never had braces or anything.
BUT.
There's one little problem with me and dentists, and I'll tell you the story.
SO, I got to the dentist's office, and I sat down in the waiting room for... eh... maybe 5 minutes before this chick took me back and sat me in her stupid chair. She thought I needed X-rays but I didn't, dah dah dah, normal dentist stuff.… Continue
BUT.
There's one little problem with me and dentists, and I'll tell you the story.
SO, I got to the dentist's office, and I sat down in the waiting room for... eh... maybe 5 minutes before this chick took me back and sat me in her stupid chair. She thought I needed X-rays but I didn't, dah dah dah, normal dentist stuff.… Continue
Posted on November 14, 2008 at 10:03pm — 1 Comment
Comment Wall (47 comments)
- At 9:51pm on September 13, 2009,
Jude said… - just checking in after long silence. hope you are well.
- At 3:58pm on February 19, 2009,
SnapDragon said… - YAY! Another Buddy fan :D I don't know many.
I haven't read much Watchmen, but I've read the wiki page and it sounds awesome. I think I'll buy a collection next time I get out to the comic store.
- At 3:01pm on January 28, 2009,
Midnight Radio said… - "I'll take you under my ning."
And now I love you.
- At 8:36am on January 24, 2009,
Hector Guzman said… - is that your real name? lol
- At 7:34pm on January 17, 2009,
Alan said… - Hahaha. I only had that happen to me once. If it happened often though I immagion i would also become jaded by it.
I was wearing a shirt that was very smiler to the best buy shirts, so I just helped the person out. They asked a question that I knew so I helped em out for like 15 min. Hahaha At the end I told them how I didn't work there, but had fun hanging out with them. I don't think they understood, but ya never know.
So you carry around with you the "look of bored indifference" huh? I used to have that. It never really did much for me. I changed it to smiles and awkward stares. It makes people talk to you more, or makes them scared yet also slightly interested. It's like I have been given the ability to play with people from afar. ^_^ It makes train rides super fun.
- At 9:40pm on January 16, 2009,
Alan said…
- "I don't mean to offend you or anything, I swear. xD It was just a passing thought. "
Heh you didnt offend me at all. I just try and ask questions and take advantage of situations that don't happen often. I am rarly compared to others and totally wanted to see what was going on.
Though in high school a few people all compared me to the actor from "The New Guy". It was kinda annoying, but also kind of cool. Being referenced to as a geeky loser by girls isn't really that flattering... but them telling you that you resemble an actor is kinda ego boosting. Quite the conundrum. But yeah that's me rambling because I rarely get to tell that story.
Damn, oh well no collab channel for us. T_T I guess I'll have to find some other way for us to talk more.
- At 9:32pm on January 16, 2009,
LAUREN<3 said… - That's so awesome
i wish i could write :D
I WANNA SEE YOUR DRAWINGS!!!! omfg. this is so lame. but i always ask.. could you draw a drawing of me??? no! of me and my sista? ok
that sounds..
i don't even know you
you may disregard that lol :D
KUDOS! i love art .. i wanna c ur drawings :D
- At 11:21pm on January 15, 2009,
LAUREN<3 said…
- I play piano the best. I am in choir and working on singing. I'm not that bad but not that good by any means, but i love it anyway and the drums, not that well but im learning:D
Tell me about u?? What do you like to do?
- At 10:53pm on January 15, 2009,
LAUREN<3 said…
- That it is :D
I'm Lauren :D
Nice to meet a new nerdfighter :D
- At 10:42pm on January 15, 2009,
LAUREN<3 said…
- Hey I liked the end of your comment for Alan. Very true man very true :D
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