Squirrels? Pfft! They should go suck on some nuts! PFFT!

pervert; (n) one who has some degree of sexual digust attached to themselves


I don't know why, but these people are becoming quite frequent in our atmosphere.
I've been coming across way too many perverts/sick situations lately.
Take for example, a situation I'd like to call
THE S MY D EFFECTS
So, I went to the roller rink [my home away from home]
And this little boy who looks like a 2nd grader but is really a 6th grader
Comes up to me and asks what my name is.
"Piper."
"Oh, like Viper?… Continue

The third way to view this is the most boring, but can really help. The Elder.
Now, the elder is quite important. You, being the only one who can stop it, have any ways to end a whole lot of pain and enjoyment and have a whole world of punishments:
1. Detention
2. Groundings
3. Chuck Norris
4. Blackmail
5. Chuck Norris
6. Chuck Norris
7. Chuck Norris
8. OH GOD, NOT CHUCK NORRRIS! -roundhouse kick to the face-
9. When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you to the face, the first thing to come to mind… Continue

Now, a whole different story would be if you're the victim. A lot of the times, pranks are inevitable, and your failometer immediatly goes off the charts. But the way you can bring it back, is by following these steps:

1. KNOW YOUR ENEMY
Yes, it's a good song AND a good step. But it's true, you must know who your enemy is. When you do, you can keep an eye on them, or at least a webcam, so you can post an embarrasing video of them on YouTube with added effects [like whoopee cushion sounds and wh… Continue

Pranks. Just the very word makes me jittery. There are 3 ways to view the "art" of pranks.
The first way is as the prankster. For you, your world is barely being reached. There are so many ways to prank people, you have to be able to experiment, and must have the ability to go through sucsess and/or failure. If not, you're stuck with firecrackers and novelty fire hydrants which are no fun.
For the prankster, you don't only have different pranks, but different ways to fulfill them. Take for examp… Continue

Ok, so my friend gave me this number of this widely-spoken of widely-hated guy in which I've never met that goes to my school. His name [Grant] reminds me of some brand of bricks. So I call him bricks. He called me and we talked, he said he's seen me before but didn't know who I was at all. He joked around, I joked around, it was all pretty cool. It reminded me of the old days.
The old days were the days that I hung out with mainly really good guy friends. I have many guy friends, as listed here… Continue

Today I went to my friend, Sabrina's, house. [[She has a NF,too, PeaceLovePlatypus. Check it oust!]] I came so we could hang out, chillax, and help her make a video for her youtube account. [[CackeFruit101. SUBSCRIBE!]] She has recently gotten 100 subscribers, and even more recently 102 subscribers! We decided to do something linked to 100.
We first attempted to sing the first/main lines of 100 different songs. We decided it'd take too long, and we gave up on that one.
Then, we decided to make a… Continue

My G-PaMacDaddyHomeDawg's surgery went FABULATIOUS! :D I didn't get to talk to him today, partialy because the entire time I could, I was cooped up in that evil territory of multiple learning boxes with desks and witches claiming they know history or english or science or math or band or lunch more than we do. >:[ It's not like you have some sort of diploma from a college to prove it!

Ohhhh...wait...

Today I went skating.

I love skating. It's my dream to see skating become an olympic sport. As in ROLLER SKATING. Every other type of skating can suck it. It's my dreamier dream to see me skating in the olympics when it becomes an olympic sport.
I went instead of going to the hospital to visit my brain tumor-ified grandpa. One, I hate hospitals. Two, I hate being around random sick people. Three, I'd cry. You know what'll cheer me up? Putting a random Pon & Zi cartoon here.… Continue

Well, today I saw Confessions of a Shopaholic. It was okay. I'd rate it a 3.7 out of 5. Good, but I could've thought of some better jokes. I, ME, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, Could've been funnier. You know what would've made this movie so much better? If this guy:

...was in it. Demetri M… Continue