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Thank you for Will Grayson, Will Grayson.

Last year I gave my boyfriend a Christmas gift.

And I drew him a card with a poem giving him clues as to what his gift was... I'm really proud of that poem and found it today and decided that hey, I'm going to share it with...myself?... on my blog thing.





The year 2010, the world is coming to an end.

Everyone is doomed, even your hot girlfriend.

For in the midst of earthquakes and explosions,

And cracking mountains and ozone… Continue

I'm sitting here staring at my computer in total frustration as a result of my disability to comprehend the purpose of writing a self-assessment paper. Self-assesing is the most pointless thing ever conceived. Sure, it's great to acknowledge flaws and accomplishments, but if I were to do a self-assessment paper for every single thing I did, it would be the most redundant pack of lies ever recorded. I wish teachers would understand that these papers are mostly deceitful. Half of the things I'm… Continue

You know that you're weird when you spend your afternoon managing your Facebook profile. It's sad really, how I actually have to go in there and manage everything so it makes more sense.

First, I went through my friends list and decided to cut a bunch of people from my virtual life... after a while it gets exhausting looking at status updates like:



"The party dun start til i walk in LOL"

"WASTTTEEDDDDD <3<3<3<3"



I took off old friends from High School who… Continue

I was sitting outside just a few minutes ago, drinking a nice, cold beer. I usually don't drink, unlike most 17 year olds I know, but today is a special day. It is the last day of my summer vacation which will be followed by my first official day of cegep. For weeks I've been saying, "Oh I start school Monday" but now I'm saying, "Oh I start school tomorrow." TOMORROW. Now that's a scary thought. It's mostly scary because I'm afraid of what people will think of me, I mean, I've seen all of my… Continue