|What Type of Nerdfighter are You?|
Your Result: You are a Writing-type Nerdfighter
Whether it's poetry, stories, or comic books, you like to put things down on paper. Writing means a lot to you. It's how you express yourself. You've also probably read one...or both of John's books :)
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|You are a Nerdfighter In Denial|
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“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other bastard die for his country. George S. Patton “Nuts” “Brigadier General Tony McAullife (Bagstone) after the German demand for surrender -16 th December 1944 If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. Jack Handey Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. George Carlin
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'- Sydney J. Harris
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? George Carlin
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence. Doug McLeod
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? George Carlin
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? George Carlin
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield
What if the “hokey pokey” really is what it’s all about?
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Politics as in poli (Latin for many) and tics as in the bloodsucking creatures
Live fast die young leave a good looking corps
Gravity is a myth Earth sucks
Where does it say humpty Dumpty is an egg???
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Person 1) Who are you and how did you get in here? Person 2) I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
What if there were no Hypothetical Questions?!!
Suicide Hotline Please Hold
Without Me its just Aweso
South Korea got Seoul
If eating meat is murder than its tasty murder
"Oh, they are so cute! Are they twins?"
"Are they yours?"
"Both of them?"
If my hands weren't full I'd bite you
the average american family has 2.5 kids. Wait how is that possible?" some people are born without arms or legs..."