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What Type of Nerdfighter are You? Your Result: You are a Writing-type Nerdfighter   Whether it's poetry, stories, or comic books, you like to put things down on paper. Writing means a lot to you. It's how you express yourself. You've also probably read one...or both of John's books :)
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“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other bastard die for his country. George S. Patton “Nuts” “Brigadier General Tony McAullife (Bagstone) after the German demand for surrender -16 th December 1944 If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. Jack Handey Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. George Carlin

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'- Sydney J. Harris

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? George Carlin

I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence. Doug McLeod

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? George Carlin

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? George Carlin

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield

What if the “hokey pokey” really is what it’s all about?

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

Politics as in poli (Latin for many) and tics as in the bloodsucking creatures

Live fast die young leave a good looking corps

Gravity is a myth Earth sucks

Where does it say humpty Dumpty is an egg???

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Person 1) Who are you and how did you get in here? Person 2) I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

What if there were no Hypothetical Questions?!!

Suicide Hotline Please Hold

Without Me its just Aweso

South Korea got Seoul

If eating meat is murder than its tasty murder

"Oh, they are so cute! Are they twins?"
Yes.
"Are they yours?"
Yes.
"Both of them?"

If my hands weren't full I'd bite you

the average american family has 2.5 kids. Wait how is that possible?" some people are born without arms or legs..."