"My favorite play is the one with that one guy who gets that thing for that one woman but it turns out she's kind of like one of those things, and he's all like, "oh no" but it turns out ok, but they die anyways."
"Muslims are people who follow the Quaran, with tells them to kill people and beat women for Allah's sadistic pleasure. I'm so glad I'm an enlightened atheist. When I kill people and beat women, it's for my own damn good and not…"
"Let's look at it this way. There's a psychotic madman waving a gun outside my house. I run out with a rubber chicken, look him in the eye, and comment upon his mother's promiscuity. I proceed to get shot in my groin. Is it my…"
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