"My favorite play is the one with that one guy who gets that thing for that one woman but it turns out she's kind of like one of those things, and he's all like, "oh no" but it turns out ok, but they die anyways."
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Ultimate Schnitzel
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Ultimate Schnitzel's Discussions
I'm making this title ridiculously long for the sole purpose of screwing up that thing on the side that lists threads that people commented on last I wonder how long I can make the title I'm sure the-
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Cavalier Dec 2, 2010.
I Eat Unicorns
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Alaska Taylor(not my real name) Oct 14, 2010.
Running Naked Down The Street With My Eight Year Old Sister
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Ultimate Schnitzel Sep 25, 2010.
Make me sammich?
Latest Activity
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Mary Wicher's discussion What does the west know about Islam"Muslims are people who follow the Quaran, with tells them to kill people and beat women for Allah's sadistic pleasure. I'm so glad I'm an enlightened atheist. When I kill people and beat women, it's for my own damn good and not…"
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Frederica's discussion Order ventolin, Astma"That doctor's pretty hot. I think I'll buy a couple cases."
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Female responsabilty for the culture of rape"Let's look at it this way. There's a psychotic madman waving a gun outside my house. I run out with a rubber chicken, look him in the eye, and comment upon his mother's promiscuity. I proceed to get shot in my groin. Is it my…"
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to E_Lewis's discussion Is Being Gay a Choice?"There's no way to tell. The only people who can say for sure are the homoseckshuals, and we all know what crafty, lying bastards they are..."
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to mathias i krogsoe's discussion religious scientist"Good work. I can sleep peacefully again."
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Dawkins refuses to debate Craig"Dawkins? He's that evolution guy, right?"
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to mathias i krogsoe's discussion religious scientist"That big, seemingly useless empty space after your post is making me nervous."
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Do women need their own literary award?"Well, how else are they going to win?"
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Lenore103's discussion Male status and sex?"You can't become a real man without being a real boy, and you can't become a real boy when you're a puppet...What?"
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Bekah Craig's discussion WHAT IS THAT BEEPING NOISE???"You should stop backing up."
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Cristine McElhinney's discussion Is the Rapture Real?"what shit you be shitting yourself too what are i dont know what your saying."
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Sydney's discussion Debating on if Justin beiber is any good"I think that he is an amazing singerIs a sensual actorI wish I was full of him tooDresses in too much clothesHas a fascinating bookHas an orgasmic movie"
Profile Information
- What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?
- Who wants to know?
- About Me:
- Taking ass and kicking names.
- Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
- His Dark Materials
- What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
- Basket of fruit
- If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
- Richard Dawkins
- When did you start watching the Vlogbrothers?
- 2009
- Make up your own DFTBA initialism!
- D***k F***k T**s B***h A*s
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Comment Wall (21 comments)
- At 5:43pm on January 3, 2011,
JennaHemmena said… - liek hi i miss ur sexy bod.
- At 12:25am on December 7, 2010,
Clive-φ-Davidson ImagesNM said… - I was waiting for someone to say that.
- At 2:49am on October 5, 2010,
Inkweaver said… - I love your pictures, the one with the ice cream made me lol XD.
- At 1:05am on August 25, 2010,
Mark Todd said… - I wish I could hug you for how much you made my morning. I had the wonderful pleasure of reading your comment on "mirabel arona"s page after receiving an identical comment from he/she/it/them. Thank you.
- At 10:24pm on January 4, 2010,
thefirstofmany said… - Thank you, thank you for rick rolling rick...:)
- At 6:39pm on September 2, 2009,
Laura said… - You're welcome :). The internet is a marvelous thing.
- At 3:39pm on September 2, 2009, Laura said…
- I typed in my god I'm delicious artist on google & found it. The artist is Mike Mitchell.
http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/
- At 10:08pm on September 1, 2009, Laura said…
- Yeah, but then I think the creepiness just ADDS to the cuteness...I even think eyeball picture is cute lol. I think it has something to do with the eyes.
- At 9:36pm on September 1, 2009, Laura said…
- Your picture is awesome. It's creepy and cute at the same time.
- At 3:35am on August 15, 2009,
sabelmouse said… - have nopt seen that movie. it's just that my daughter calls me schitzel, she has not seen it either, and i am geting some as it's part of her heritage and she has never had one.
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