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Gay Marriage

Heh, Joey Joe Joe just said something smart, but it took so long people might not have read it. Here's the expigated version: 1.) The First Amendment of the constitution prohibits making laws base...

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What People Think Of You

I care what people think of me commensurate with the affect they have on my life. If I respect or care about them I'll try harder to be a better person than if I'm only impacting myself. And I fee...

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Gaming - Addictive?

I think a few people are reading way too far into the use of the word "addictive" and missing the heart of the issue. Comparing video games to coke, what? The whole point is Michele Drake's friend...

Tagged: games, addict, time, addictive, gaming

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All whites are born racist?! Oh, how stupid people grind my gears.

It's true, we have no control over the social messages we're given as children. And we may never think to review them as adults either even once we have the ability to start altering our outlooks. ...

Tagged: discrimination, education, ignorance, debate, you

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Unl8n Swallow commented on Neumann's blog post 'Nerdfighter Twilight haters=hypocrites'

First off, yeah the personal attacks are kind of a dick move. Now, in the interest of well-rounded ideas I'll illuminate the other side of this. Just because you're passionate about something doesn't mean that's a good idea or should automaticall...

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Unl8n Swallow replied to Her-mee-own's discussion 'Gay Marriage'

Heh, Joey Joe Joe just said something smart, but it took so long people might not have read it. Here's the expigated version: 1.) The First Amendment of the constitution prohibits making laws based on any religion's definition of marriage, so all...

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Unl8n Swallow commented on Becca's blog post 'I quoted John Green at some Decepticon who called me a nerd!'

I take a different approach. I like to compliment them. Just little compliments at first. But if they get confused because they don't understand what's going on and get even meaner to extract the reaction they were expecting, then I pull out the ...

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Unl8n Swallow commented on Allison Shaw's blog post 'Why do TV networks hate me?'

"P.S. The only reason NBC gets off the hook in this blog is that they haven't made a show worth watching since before the writers strike ruined Heroes." Oh snap! You go class of October 11th! We're the best!

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When dinosaurs sneeze, it's sparkly.

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Unl8n Swallow commented on Bryan Rosander, FL's blog post 'Can Fox News Or Any News Organization Be Fair And Balanced?'

You make good points that do apply to all news organizations, especially the 24-hour networks. But there are some things that set Fox apart for criticism. They organized and promoted Tea Parties to protest taxes, and then reported on the "hundred...

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Unl8n Swallow replied to Bethocalypse's discussion 'What People Think Of You'

I care what people think of me commensurate with the affect they have on my life. If I respect or care about them I'll try harder to be a better person than if I'm only impacting myself. And I feel it if I let them down. And I usually put some mo...

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Unl8n Swallow replied to kevin j's discussion 'Gaming - Addictive?'

I think a few people are reading way too far into the use of the word "addictive" and missing the heart of the issue. Comparing video games to coke, what? The whole point is Michele Drake's friend who is so consumed with WoW he's not doing anythi...

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What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?

Practical Whimsy

About Me:

I've always been a nerd and also had an MTV attention span. So when I nerd out I will grab ideas from all over- history, sociology, the structure of atoms and the structure of sentences, obscure factoids, making stuff rhyme, quantum physics, Monty Python, and Edward Cullen and mix them all up into a Voltron of nerd.

Founder and Lifetime Supreme Leader of the Coalition for Organizations.

Turn-Ons: Girls that use Venn diagrams for ANYTHING.

What Type of Nerdfighter are You? Your Result: You are a Science-type Nerdfighter You love to learn! Especially about how things work. Logic is just plain fun for you and you probably own either a telescope, a chemistry set, or some non-fiction science literature! Maybe you have it all :)
You are a Games-type Nerdfighter
You are a Writing-type Nerdfighter
You are a Music-type Nerdfighter
You are a Nerdfighter In Denial
What Type of Nerdfighter are You? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more

A long time ago I decided not to identify or retain favorites because that implied a limitation on how much I could enjoy everything else.

What's your favorite thing to put on your head?

That beaker of some unknown bubbly substance from the nerdfighter quiz.

If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?

Whoever makes me the happiest right then

When did you start watching B20

October, 2009

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Stupid Dot

Stupid Dot
You speck, you stain.
So tiny but you matter everywhere
And why don't you glow in the dark?

How does the whole night depend on something as insignificant as you?
What? ... What?
Mumblemumblemumblemumble
Glahglahglahglah.

Imaginary glow-in-the-dark dot
that doesn't glow in the dark
But you can't see that it's broken
because it's imaginary.

Stupid friggin dot.
Bringin' the Thomas Paine
What is the Francis Scott Key
to Edgar Allen Pwning you?

Bla-woop!

Stop!!!

Oh stupid dot
How I d… Continue

Posted on October 29, 2009 at 3:49am — 1 Comment

The End Of Nerdfighter-Like

Now the time when Nerdfighter-like comes to an end may not be as fun to vlog about as seeing two people first entering it, but it's best to be prepared. When you've reached Book 7 of your relationship with a fellow Nerdfighter, how do you Epilogue it?

Honey, I think we should read with other people.
It's not you, it's the Daleks
I baked you a cookie, but I eated it with your best friend.

Posted on October 22, 2009 at 11:25pm —

Saving The Planet Almost Killed Me Today.

I had to go somewhere three miles down the road today so I went on my bicycle (carbon neutral!).

On my way back I was stopped waiting for a light to turn and felt a sharp needle-point pain on the bottom of my arm. When I looked down... there was a ladybug.

This was no gentle, kindly ladybug that comes along just when I need wise advice to overcome the obstacle in my path. This ladybug was using her viscious mandibles trying to devour me. I survived only because I'm bigger.

It never would have… Continue

Posted on October 20, 2009 at 7:38pm — 4 Comments

Which Guy Are You? (...Interested In?...)

I've been able to break it down to Four Types.

I crave art and genuine humanity yet I crave understanding the system of those things too. That's no easy task to come up with a graph of being in love or flow chart of why people do what they do. So, baby steps. When I was a High School boy one thing on my mind a lot of the time were High School girls, more specifically how to get past that invisible wall of awkward mystery so I could spend time and have fun with them (that's sincere, not a eupham… Continue

Posted on October 18, 2009 at 7:00pm — 2 Comments

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At 1:11am on November 8, 2009, Wonder Woman 2.0 said…: Yes, please! :D

At 12:57pm on November 1, 2009, Eleanor Rigby said…: Your name is amazing. :D

I felt you had to know this.

At 8:07am on October 29, 2009, NinjaPikachu said…: why hellooooooooooo there..... :)
I'm pretty good but stayin up late last night on this thing was the wrong thing to do - I woke up at 13:46pm o.o
how bout you?
*ninja-kicks comment onto therearesomewhocallme...tim's profile*

At 10:05pm on October 25, 2009, Vivian Hernandez said…: Why thank you. I'm quite attached to my playlist as well.

At 10:22am on October 25, 2009, Wonder Woman 2.0 said…: So I was going to comment on your page with that really sweet DFTBA acronym you came up with and I couldn't remember it! *sad panda face*

Com...

In.....

*smiles*

At 11:03pm on October 23, 2009, Kelsey said…: ello therearesomewhocallmetim (i would assume that your name is tim, but i guess i cannot really be sure)... first of all, i'm sorry it's taken me this long to respond. i have no other excuse besides the fact that i am lazy and don't usually check this everyday because there isn't usually something that requires everyday checking on here. secondly, thank you so very ridiculously much! your kind words literally just made my day. and! i also very much agree that they should make accent fonts, because i too am an avid user of british speak. it's hard to show that via typing. anyway, i took a gander at your about me section dealy. seriously entertaining. i also enjoy structures of atoms, and especially of sentences. rhyming is a must when possible. and i definitely just voluntarily used a venn diagram the other day. i'm also a firm believer in charts and pro/con lists.. people i know seem to find it weird, but i happen to think it just makes sense. i'm glad i'm not alone in that.
nice to sort of meetcha, tim.

At 1:46pm on October 23, 2009, Leslye Mahzz said…: lol thanks for the extra points now i have 20 will points xD

At 5:41am on October 17, 2009, Crina said…: Hi! :D Thanks for the appreciation and friending! Took me quite long to reply (in internet terms anyway I guess) because uni started last week, so, sorry about that. You're from California ... *sigh* ... it's probably rather warm right now then, huh? Not that I mind seasons, but sometimes it would be nice to switch places for just a few hours or so.