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i think it's like 2girls1cup and its ilk, there's just a subdemographic that will always seem to pride themselves on how depraved their tastes are. simple as that. you can easily find better metal music with less disgusting lyrics, but they prefer...

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that makes an adorable image in my mind :)

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i've completed myself a little more. i've tracked teh song down, it's actually a Tears for Fears song called "Head Over Heels" from Donnie Darko. Reason I thought it was from a cartoon was probably a film i had on video when i was quite young cal...

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She thinks she's smart; she's just curious She thinks she's alone Doesn't even know someone's watching her She's gonna get in trouble now Waving from the shore, never knew before Doesn't understand She's in trouble now

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Ulysses. sure it's got a scene where the main character goes to a brothel and fantasises about being a female rape victim, but still... it's Ulysses!

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glad you all like it.

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if ya read it really fast its like a tounge twister, i like it (im sure it was ment to read at a slow even tempo it just made me want to read it fast for a try)

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I really like it. :D

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What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?

let's just say my mind's the same shape as my DNA and leave it at that

About Me:

a poet of sorts, more generally a writer. also an actor, a violinist, arguably a dancer, maybe a singer, uncontrollably a thinker, and admittedly an idiot. a lover, a hater, a sexy virgin.
but mostly just a writer.

and also The Lemurian's little brother (blogbrothers! woot!)

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more

Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
The Last Hero by Terry Pratchett and Paul Kidby
Matilda by Roald Dahl
Persepolis 1+2 (can't pick between them) by Marjane Satrapi

number one book? The End by Lemony Snicket

currently reading: American Gods by Neil Gaiman
verdict so far: Good

What's your favorite thing to put on your head?

a christmas turkey.

If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?

alfred hitchcock.

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http://students.cs.ucc.ie/~cro1/guesthouse/

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apples and pears (Poems)

THE PERFECT APPLE...

Is found when...
The perfect seed...
Is dropped in the perfect soil...
At the perfect time of year...
And finds the perfect amount of rain...
And grows into the perfect shoot...
And stands in the perfect amount of sunlight...
And grows perfect little flowers on perfect little branches...
And perect bees pass perfect pollen to perfect little blossoms...
And a perfectly formed,
Perfect orb,
Is picked on the perfect day...
And it tastes...
For one...
Moment....

And then it's… Continue

Posted on October 19, 2009 at 11:36pm — 5 Comments

a good chiding (poem)

Write you bastard,
Rhyme for once,
Chissakes, you once did this for fun!
Take that nib in your right claw
And make your mark, just write or draw
Any odd thing, just get it done.
No effort made, no prizes won.

"It's all the audience's fault:
They peer over my shoulder's peak.
I can't do anything at all
With high expectations to meet.
And e'en were they to leave me 'lone
My cruellest critic is my own."

Who gives a shit you whinging cur?
The page is yours, your keep to earn,
There's no false art… Continue

Posted on October 19, 2009 at 11:00pm —

My Dorky and Grey Poem

I wrote this while at college, then misplaced the pad i'd written it in, then, much like everything else i did at college, i forgot about it. A few lines came to mind every once in a while, but i assumed it was just one of those poems that i'd thought up a line from then failed to follow up with surrounding poem. but it turns out i did write it. which pretty much proves my theory that i've forgot far better ideas than i've actually written down. here it is.

I'm living through a life tonight
Th… Continue

Posted on July 30, 2009 at 6:28pm —

20Q adventures.

i tried to find John Green at Q19 it guessed Hank. i said "close". it wasn't til Q24 that it guessed John.
(Q17 was "are you Kelly Ripa")

I tried to find hank, it got it in 17

more importantly:
i asked Michael Collins, at Q17 it guessed neil armstrong, i said close. Q20 it guessed Bob Barker.
How the hell is Bob Barker close to Neil Armstrong?
Q22, John Glenn. oh, well now the pattern is obvious

i asked doug walker (nostalgia critic)
Q17: are you Anthony Padilla?
Q20: are you Ian Hecox?
Q24:… Continue

Posted on July 29, 2009 at 1:58pm —

"let's call it target practice" (poem)

When I threw myself at you
My aim was a little fuzzy

Surrounded by targets
And confounded by failures past
I idly opted for the nearest face.
Alas, that ship had set sail.

I made a pass in passing
But you held back my advance

Sorry for trying to
Hit on you,
Miss.

Posted on July 8, 2009 at 11:46am —

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At 5:52pm on November 27, 2009, X said…: It's not that I'm in favor of it, Per say. I just find it unethical to force opinions on those who support/practice it. They think it's right. That's kinda what Counts here. Just because a great deal of people think its wrong doesn't actually make it wrong. But I suppose that could go both ways.

At 5:13pm on October 24, 2009, Sara (Ningmaster) said…: Oh hey. Yeah, I thought about featuring "a good chiding" because I really liked it. Buut... Bastard in the first line isn't something I though would be front page appropriate. Haha.

Your poems are really lovely. I hope you keep writing. :]

-Sara

At 2:45pm on October 23, 2009, Tom2 (sexy charizard) said…: i saw it on the main page, it was, like in the "recently on nerdfighter" section thing :]

At 6:24pm on October 22, 2009, nerdochaos said…: Haha. You're most certainly welcome! :D I saw it on the front page. Noticed it was a poem. and BAM! I clicked. I love poetry. And really, you have some lovely stuff :)

At 4:49am on October 22, 2009, JennaHemmena said…: You could call me that... But I'm sort of FORCED to love apples.
And really, you are a fantastic poet.

At 5:19pm on May 4, 2009, Lilly-wa said…: you're not a waste of space! you're from ireland!! that is so awesome and makes you worthwhile if you're lucky enough to be born there.