"cousin itt"-mode

I didn't know Jazz well enough for it to be my place to eulogise her, and talking about myself is all I know how to do. So you'll have to forgive me for not focusing on her memory here as much it deserves, I have a lot of disparate feelings to decompile.



A Clockwork Orange was my Hallowe'en costume of choice the day I met Jasmine. I was decked out in white like a droog, with a truly terrible homemade cardboard bowler hat. I was in Porters, reading an Empire magazine that was probably… Continue

Watching the '90s Sabrina (no, not the teenage witch) on tv, with a

terribly cast Harrison Ford and a remarkabley young Greg Kinnear chasing

whatever-happened-to Julia Ormond, directed by dead-now Sydney Pollack.

Last time I saw this film ...I

was in primary school, I remember we had the tv in the kitchen (which

was rare) and it was the old tv with buttons on it numbering 1 to 9. I

remember my… Continue

Thought this one was lost to the sands of time, found it recently in an old portfolio. Enjoy.



Within my heart there is a hole,

I know only one thing will fix it.

Every night it haunts my soul

I can’t escape the chocolate biscuit.



I see them standing on the shelf

Goading me, just eat one bit.

How can resist those twin threats

Of chocolate + biscuit



One or other would be fine,

Not to know I would not miss it

How wonderfully those tastes… Continue

Well that was an astounding waste of time.



False alarm folks, I remain resolutely a member of the unfucked.

But am coming back to the opinion that possibly this is the way i am destined to be.



You see i spent the last week before the weekend oscillating increasingly erratically from fear to eagerness. First I wanted to more than anything, then scared shitless, and back and forth until i sweat myself to death. By the time the actual day rolled round i was a bundle of… Continue

i sit at this computer a maiden man of 21.

And though a lot has happened to the world in those 21 years,

Wars, famines, genocides, tragedies, travesties, torment and terror,

I'll be honest with you.

I really just spend the whole time thinking about sex.



This is a completely natural thing, but it's also completely natural to have actually done something about it by now and i haven't. If we want to get technical it's natural to get eaten by a wolf as soon as… Continue