I think you're a (mcΔT)( PV/nR)(π) :)

Warning! Excessive pessimism may be present in the following note! Read on at your own peril.

Good day. Sometimes, when I feel my elocutionary skills are sub-par but I still want to get a point across, I make a list. So I now present you with a list of my possible purposes in life. Plus annotations. Which means I don't have to labor over finding transitions between ideas but will still write some things un-listily. You see what I mean about my bad diction now?

1. To help others. I always seem… Continue

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. We all know that. It's been pounded into our heads countless times by mindlessly optimistic platitude-quoting robots. But what if you forget? What if you don't use those lemons to make lemonade? What if you just let them sit, wondering what to do with them, until they rot, grow mold, and attract flies? Because that's generally what my metaphorical lemons do. Everyone is eager to tell you to seize each opportunity that presents itself, but nobody gives y… Continue

I came across this on MLIA. And it made my day. I love chemistry nerds.
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=1276795

Read the comments too.

So. Today I discovered that a bird dropped a bit of baguette on "a compensating capacitor – where the mains electricity supply enters the collider – cutting power to the LHC during a test run."
And then I found this. And it made me laugh hysterically for about five minutes. http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/11/05/breaking-large-hadron-collider-shut-down-by-precision-bird-strike/
Ser… Continue

So I went on Omegle the other day when I should have been writing my essay (actually I still should be writing my essay), but that's slightly beside the point. Anyway, among all the dull people on Omegle who apparently know little English apart from "asl?" (sometimes even leaving out the question mark), I did meet one person who was quite awesome.
So here's a snippet of the conversation.

Stranger: well let's see if you're like really awesome:
Stranger: does this mean anything to you?
Stranger:… Continue