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...The sending wars are not quite over yet! Until you have on your door a poster of Edward Cullen, it'll never be over!
Edward Cullen is not amused!
MINUS THE "NOT"
Also - I find it really funny that I've left you 104 (+1 if we include this one) comments and you never actually *use* this site... I'm pretty sure you just made it because John and Hank are awesome and I pestered you about it until you caved just so I'd stfu. :]
I *demand* you leave me a comment! Filled with the awesomeness of 100 comments! To make up for your lack of not-commenting-ness! YES!
Hahaha I just glanced to the side of the page and saw one of the discussions is called "beatles in my pants" - now I know that won't be about what it sounds like it's about, what with the fact "in my pants" is like an on going B2.0 joke thing... but still. *shudder*
What was my point?
DARN YOU DISTRACTING SIDE GLANCES!
Actually, I don't think I actually *had* a point aside from just typing nonsense at you. 'Cuz it's fun, y0!
Why am I tempted to make a Team FAB ning? It'd be pretty!
Roo paced funnily back and forth. Hairy dread filled his heart. Jake should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my perverted love, Roo thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Jake had been taken hostage by Mystical Leg, a supervillain who had the city in a state of purple terror. Roo fainted dead away, like the warm feeling of pee running down your legs.
When he came to, there was a bump on his earlobe and the hairy dread had returned. "Jake, my lusty honey bunny," he cried out stupidly. "What is Mystical Leg doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing laughingly as he boned him in the nose.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Roo remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 cactus squirrels, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Roo ordered in a supply of cactus and set to work, folding squirrels until his earlobe was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last squirrel when Jake walked in the front door.
"Jake!" Roo screamed and threw himself into Jake's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 cactus squirrels and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in his pants. He kissed Jake proddingly on the nose.
"Actually," Jake said, pulling away sexily, "I was rescued by the Hungry Toilet. He's a new superhero in town." Jake sighed. "And he's really confused."
The hairy dread came back. "But you're huge to be back here with me, right?"
Jake checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Hungry Toilet for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay happy, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Roo choked back a sob and started folding another squirrel. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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