And alas, smiling in contagious. But then again, so is life-cripping syphilis.

Okay Yeah this is going to be a long one.



-87% of the human race

-Guys who leave the toilet seat up.

- People that can't keep a promise or sercet

- Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it

- Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.

- When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.

- Players.

- People who don't know how to walk in the hallway

- People who push there views on me.

- When you genuinely ask… Continue

Hallo Freunde, mein Name ist Sami Ich lebe in Amerika über Sami Inselbevölkerung ein. Ich mag das Rauchen, eine Menge, Zigaretten sind schön, aber das Beste ist, Marijana.…

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1. Six cups of pure ingorence

2. Ten cups of Socail awakwardness.

3. Four cups of pills.

4. Nine cups of smoke.

5. Eight cups of Uber Nerd.

6. Two cups of insomnia

7. Five cups of music.

8. Nine cups of alochol.

9. Seven cups of loyality

10. Three cups of Energy drinks.

11. seven cups of mood swings.

12. Five cups of a pink glue like goo.

13. One tooth from a young child.

14. Two hairs from a Panda cub.

15. One Red rose… Continue

1. My full name is Samantha



2. My Birthday is October 3rd 1994



3. My favorite ice cream is Sherbert



4. I drink at least 3 cans of diet coke a day



5. I cant put my foot behind my head (I have tried and i just did again)



6. I went camping once and there was no bathrooms so i didn't go the the bathroom for 3 days



7. I've been in chorus for more then 7 years



8. I'm not a big fan of Jelly on my peanut butter



9.… Continue