"after i finished looking for alaska, i went to go see if john had any other books. so i googled john green books and there was a youtube video on the search results, and i recognized him from the picture in the back of looking for alaska, so i…"
"one time i was late to class, so i snuck in and my teacher didn't notice me till i was almost to my seat and she asked me "why are you out of your seat?" and said "i was sharpening my pencil" and then she said " i…"
"the Faculty! aliens take over the bodies of teachers at some high school and they try turning students into aliens also, and the only way for everyone to know your not an alien is to snort cocaine or something like that. lol its epic."