Haua (Projects Ningmaster)'s Blog Posts Tagged 'holiday' (7)

Goat Mating Is Weird

In which John witnesses his parents' goats mating, including all of the weird foreplay that precedes goat sex, like the part where the male goat urinates on his own beard and then rubs it all over the female goat, and then the part where the goat humps in all the wrong places. A thoughts from places only with more goat intercourse than usual.

Our mom will be making…

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Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on December 28, 2011 at 3:09pm — No Comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!

In which Hank presents John with the present that Nerdfighteria made for him and tells him about the future of the idea.

Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on August 25, 2011 at 2:30am — No Comments

The Evil Baby Orphanage Returns...for George Washington?

In which John discusses slavery, the American Revolution, the French Revolution, George Washington, and the evil baby orphanage from… Continue

Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on June 1, 2011 at 12:51pm — 7 Comments

Older Than Gravity In Bruges: Thoughts from Places

In which John Green visits Bruges (or as the Belgians and Dutch call it, Brugge) for a day, seeing the famous Belfort and other beautiful buildings along the way before meeting up with Nerdfighters from all over Belgium (and Germany and France). Along the way, he thinks about living amid history and what (if anything) we owe those who have died and those who will later be born. This video is part of a series called "Thoughts from… Continue

Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on May 27, 2011 at 2:32pm — 1 Comment

Winkels to the Left, Winkels to the Right: Thoughts from Places, Antwerp

In which John takes the slow train to Antwerp, Belgium in order to spend a day with no Internet working on the revision of his new novel (which comes out in March). During his brief time in Antwerp, he visits the…

Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on May 13, 2011 at 2:07pm — No Comments

Trading Underwear for Rice Crispy Treats: Queens Day in Amsterdam (Thoughts from Places)

In which John takes the thoughts from places video series back to Amsterdam for the massive party / garage sale / birthday celebration known here in the Netherlands as koninginnedag.

Later, there will be information here about forthcoming appearances and nerdfighter gatherings in Belgium and the Netherlands. But now, I have to go to… Continue

Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on May 9, 2011 at 1:19pm — 2 Comments

Peanut Butter Face Question Tuesday

In which John and his peanut butter face answer questions about romance, books, living (temporarily) in Amsterdam, speaking Dutch, his fancy new iphone that doesn't work, pirates, and who the eff Hank is, among other things.

Hanko de Mayo: http://yourpants.org/showthread.php?7566-Hanko-de-Mayo

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Added by Haua (Projects Ningmaster) on April 29, 2011 at 12:42pm — No Comments