I. Who the eff is Hank Green
B. Recreational Scientist
Added by Desperado (Adam) on February 18, 2013 at 2:00pm —
For anyone who knows me, you know how obsessed I am with Diablo.
So it was a glorious day when they announced that it will be out in 2 months. That's right May 15th, 2012 the day we have been waiting for for more than 10 years. DiabloIII!
However some might be a little mift to hear about the missing PvP aspect, however if you are anything like me you could care less. All this means is you get to start out, learn the ropes, and hack-n-slash your way up through levels.… Continue
Added by Heilerin von Doom on March 15, 2012 at 1:30pm —
Ok its me agien! the wierd MMO RPG dude who says random boring things!, i noticed i havent gotten any comments yet! :( pls tell me what u like and what u hate about this blog! i Want to know!
Anywhay lets blog! im getting tired of fixing this old cpu i have from like 2003 or something!
ive bin using Back on Track to get rid of viruses fore like 2 years now! i want protection!
but my stupid mom wont get me a new one so ill have to live wiht… Continue
Added by Joel Franciscus Hijstee on February 15, 2010 at 12:56pm —
"Oooh, cold! Scary! Sorry, I went on a tangent. ...Anyway..."
"Do you remember what happened to Albi?"
"Not in words. But, in images."
~Flight of the Conchords at Amoeba… Continue
Added by Sara (Squinchilla) on November 10, 2009 at 2:21pm —
I've missed a couple of days of posting, but it's been largely for technological reasons, not for lack of trying. Just so you know. :)
What's on my mind lately is how amazed I've been (not surprised at all, but awed) by the amount of fuss and flurry that has happened over the past couple of days because of Hank's big day. Don't get me wrong; as evidenced by the fact that I both created and mailed a card AND left not one but two... count 'em, two
... messages for him here, I'm… Continue
Added by Edi on May 6, 2009 at 6:14am —
one) whats all this about "who the eff is hank?"?? i feel like i should know, but i dont...
two) what happened to the fiveawesomegirls channel??
three) wasnt john supposed to be posting videos every day this past week??
four) whats this "harry potter role-play"??
Added by addy. on May 24, 2008 at 6:38pm —
79.tin man armor
Strap on this armor made of durable tin, it has all the features! Magical flight, pie launching armlets, a headpiece that looks like a donkeys head, and even the ability to survive when not in space or water most of the time! Also handy to wear when convincing passing travelers to find an oil can, just claim our rusted!
Added by Pete on April 24, 2008 at 9:08pm —
78.Instant politician kit
Tired of just being silly for family and friends? Be your gnomy self for the home kingdom! This kit contains everything you need to join these elite ranks!. The kit contains the following:
1. Flag pin: Prove your patriotism to your country, and demean everyone elses! Just wear this pin, and reference it often, and anyone that does not have it, ask them loudly why they hate their country.
2. Common sense remover: This is a set of instructions and a… Continue
Added by Pete on April 24, 2008 at 8:56pm —
76. Hungarian battle gopher version 2
You may recall the old model of this, strap on to arm and let it go nuts as you swing it into things (and btw...I joked about that many years ago, long before they announced a similar weapon in postal 3) But this little model is diferent, he three feet tall, stand on his hind legs, and is clad in the finest armor tin foil can make! He is skilled in a thousand forms of sword fighting, and as a bonus, he is not really left handed! He will fight by your… Continue
Added by Pete on April 21, 2008 at 9:30pm —
75. vial of vile
we took one shot of whiskey, one shot of rum and added half a shot of pure never from consecrated sources EVIL. The we mixed it all up in a glass and bottled it, ready for yout to pour over ice. Now you may wonder, "What do I do with a vile vial of vitriolic evil? Thousand and one uses!
1. useful to splash on the cleric just before the paladin does their daily "detect evil" spot checks
2. need to come up with a fiendish plan, but your too good to think that way?… Continue
Added by Pete on April 21, 2008 at 9:25pm —
yes, for those one or two that read me, I did not post Thur or Friday of last week. No real good excuse, just stuff happened. So, today I will b making three posts, including the potion for Friday, in case you are wondering why i did not find the couple of moments to just grab off my list and post, its because I used to have a list, but now I make them up on the spot every day, and I think it shows.
Anyway, on to the items!
74. Space helmet
Although most non epic gnomes… Continue
Added by Pete on April 21, 2008 at 9:18pm —
73. stick of soap
Why use plain old BARS of soap? they are hard to grip, and if you party with 'real men' fighter types they might call you a wussy thing for even owning one. Thats why we invented the STICK OF SOAP! it looks like a normal stick, but is actually magically disguised soap. It gets better, I mean, you might wonder what they will think when they see you lathering up by rubbing a stick all over your body, but we got that covered! You beat yourself with it! this releases the soap… Continue
Added by Pete on April 16, 2008 at 9:48pm —
This fun item was introduced to many young children by Dr. Seuss in "The cats quizzer", as he had received our beta model and was just checking it out. due to secrecy agreements he had to say it did not exist. But he hinted at it, saying he really wanted one. It has taken us this long to release them due to minor side effects that we have worked out. For those that are unfamiliar with the flashdark, it is quite simple, there are flashlights for when it is dark,and now… Continue
Added by Pete on April 15, 2008 at 9:20pm —
71. Orb of oration
This orb can talk! and not only that, it will deliver rousing speeches, epic eulogies and breathtaking recitations of trail ration ingredients. ("Deer. Squirrel, turtle toe....etc...) Just pull the starter cord and this lovable little companion will float along beside you entertaining yourself and the whole party! Even better, and can taunt thy enemies. Facing a troll? It might lecture on proper hygiene, in trollish even! Sure to upset, uplift and astound all. And this… Continue
Added by Pete on April 14, 2008 at 10:09pm —
70. drink of subtle
This fun one will make the imbiber disguised. Thats what you tell the mark, at least. And it does, but the disguise is based on another reality! cybernetic limbs (whatever those are) glowing eyes, strange uniforms consisting of red shirts and pointy emblems on them, or even a guy in a cloak with an energy sword. All sure to make you stand out and cause panic. thankfully though won't know who you are, that is until it wears off overnight in the jail cell...sure to be… Continue
Added by Pete on April 11, 2008 at 10:57pm —
69. The prank-o-tron 3,000,000
Tired of carting around all that toilet paper, soap, silly string, and eggs around to prank nearby evil wizard towers? Of course you are! This handy dandy backpack sized device has enough dimensional storage for all your pranking needs as well as devices to use them! Glitter spreaders, toilet paper roll launchers, egg dribblers (OK, so they don't really bounce...) The best feature? You can hit the "final prank" button and set it down, then RUN. after ten… Continue
Added by Pete on April 10, 2008 at 9:35pm —
68. ring of hot pink
Its a ring.
its hot pink.
oh yeah, did we mention you can use it to make ANYTHING pink? just activate it and a magical lavender beam shoots out and turns the target pink! bedsheets, jumpropes, sword, your hair, or the evil warlocks robes! hours of non stop vandalism!
Added by Pete on April 9, 2008 at 10:12pm —
67. The Tofu golem
This amazing creature is seven feet tall, hits like a rock, and is made from soy. Astounding abilities! It can change its taste to be that of almost any food, and can punch through solid paper! It will do its best to follow your instructions, but it is a little bland and not that creative so you may need to be specific. That and the fact it disintegrates in large volumes of liquid are its only limiting factors, but if for example, you are a mad scientist trying to… Continue
Added by Pete on April 8, 2008 at 8:00pm —
66. cream pie coin.
This is an amazing magic item. next time anyone annoying in your group insists the group do things his way, just get them to agree to a coin toss, you provide the coin and make sure he flips. This little baby will flip at least ten feet straight up, and as it falls, will rapidly turn into a five foot wide cream pie and land right on their heads! Amusement and fun for everyone!
Added by Pete on April 7, 2008 at 10:21pm —
sorry, this weekend was a bit something else. Was unable to post Fridays, and here it is, rather late.
65. bread wine
Why drink your adult beverages out of glass bottles or un-enviromentialy friendly plastic ones, when you can drink your wine straight out of a specially hardened loaf of French bread! Each one frozen in time by a skilled chronomancer after being filled, and if we time it right, will arrive to you five minutes before you will drink it. if not, well a little… Continue
Added by Pete on April 7, 2008 at 10:00pm —