Hello, I'm not dead.
How are you?
How have you been?
What is new in your life?
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Added by Christian the Heretic on May 31, 2009 at 1:42am —
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Note: This was a conversation between my friend,
Mia and
I late tonight on facebook. I've posted it mostly for my enjoyment, but you'll benefit, as well. Oh, and the
underlined text is Mia's boyfriend.
^^STFU, one who listens to Britney Spears.
HEY.
HEY THERE, LITTLE MISSY.
BRITNEY SPEARS COULD TOTALLY ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, AND YOU KNOW IT.
YOU WILL SEE.
Oh, right. And I suppose you will say the same for...hmmm....some other ridiculously stupid and s…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on November 28, 2008 at 1:30am —
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1. Do you like blue cheese?
DARF. No.
2. Have you ever smoked?
This question isn't specific enough. Have I smoked cigars? No. Cigarettes? Yes. Pot? Yes.
3. Do you own a gun?
Nurp.
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?
NEIN!
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
eeek!
7. Favorite Christmas movie?
Home Alone II: Lost in New York & The Nightmare Before Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Grapefruit Juice! :D
9.…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on September 7, 2008 at 12:55am —
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=O
Christian steals!
Thanks,
PostmodernMacro
1] Where is your heart?
With my immediate family. I hate them, but I love them so damn much. Fucking family...*grumblegrumble*
2] Perfect relationship?
We're honest with each other. We accept each other. We're attracted to each other. We make time for each other.
3] Which is more romantic: flowers or candy?
While I do enjoy chocolate m…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 29, 2008 at 8:14pm —
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You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your ex, what do you do?
It really depends if we still have feelings for each other (whether they be love or lust).
Though, it's likely that we'll just talk about why we broke up and analyze everything that went wrong, and then catch up.
You're stuck on an elevator with the person you've fallen the hardest for, what happens?
Use my feminine wiles to lure him into my arms.
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 24, 2008 at 4:00am —
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Before I go into the survey, I'll just give an update on my plans for this coming week...or whatever.
Keep in mind, this is being optimistic that my mom will stop being vindictive and "let" me go.
Saturday: Summer's End Music Festival (freeee!) with a bunch of friends.
Sunday: Shopping with Smiley and Becca.
Monday: Hopefully I'll be smart and do my required reading. Also, Jazz night at Milkboy.
Tuesday: This is a conflicting day for me. I can either go play Manh…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 22, 2008 at 5:30pm —
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Random Survey Thingum
WHAT: happened at 9:00 am today?
I was sleeping.
ARE YOU: wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Not borrowed. Took...but, with their permission.
WHAT: is the last thing someone bought you?
A train ticket.
WHAT'S: your current problem?
I'd rather not go into
that story.
LAST: person to lay in your bed?
Kiran.
THE LAST: food you ate?
Caramel hard candy thingums.
SOMETHING: you say when you are mad?
Fuck- any variation of the word. Bitch. Douche ba…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 21, 2008 at 5:38pm —
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Stolen from [Lizzy].
About Me Survey
{-Basics-}
Name: Christian
Nickname(s): Chris, Christ, Jew, Rabbi, Christiencita
Age: 16
Birthday: October 23.
Birthplace: New Jersey.
Current Location: My room. PA.
Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 5'4"
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
What Do You Drive: I drive an invisible car.
{-Favorites-}
Color: Green
Number: 3
Band: Eisley & Paris Combo
Music Genre: Jazz. 70's Soul.
TV Show: Sex and the City. Frasier. Weeds.
Movie…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 16, 2008 at 8:33pm —
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Here are the rules:
* NO repetitions
* Pick any celebrity or fictional character for each response
* Tag three people: unityofeffect, J-Babe, Karl
1. The guy you'd take to meet your parents...
Kyle Howard
He's so charming and laid back. I adore him on
My Boys.

2. The one woman you would do...
Angelina Jolie
Her Sexiness.…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 6, 2008 at 2:30pm —
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I dined with an old friend/rival/enemy of mine, my frenemy for quite a few years.
Her name is Karolina, and we're an interesting pair.
We both have extremely strong personalities, and so we used to bumps heads very often.
I think our history must be told, in order to truly understand why this dinner was so interesting for me.
In sixth grade, I met my best friend, Effie. Effie and I were inseparable. She was your typical quiet Chinese girl, and I was that outspoken and awkward girl who could cra…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on August 1, 2008 at 11:40pm —
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?: Naitsirhc
What did you do last night?: I played on The Ning.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: A Death Note peekchurrr.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: No?
Last time you swam in a pool?: Hmm...maybe a year ago at a family thing? Haven't since, because my cousin kept staring at my lady lumps...creepy (to be fair, he was a…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on July 31, 2008 at 4:30pm —
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1. Do you like blue cheese?
Haven't tried it since seeing it for the first time, and being repulsed.
2. Have you ever smoked?
I have. I enjoyed it the times that I did. And, smoking with Autumn is fun.♥
3. Do you own a gun?
Well, as it turns out, I'm not of legal age to purchase a gun. I doubt I'll buy one when I am.
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?
My mom never bought Kool Aid for my brother and I. It made our tummies sick, because we were so used to natural juices.
5. Do you get…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on July 29, 2008 at 8:00am —
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5 Random Tidbits About Yourself
1. I not-so-secretly love the cheesiest things like Disney Channel, annoying teenage girlie books, and pop music (which is mentioned in my info).
2. I want to travel so badly. So far I've been to Spain and Colombia (2x). Next year I hope to revisit Spain during spring break and Colombia for the third time that summer. I have family in Colombia, so it's not
that expensive. I was reading about the art of backpacking earlier today and it got me so sto…
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Added by Christian the Heretic on April 17, 2008 at 8:30pm —
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