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Dear John and David,

Thank you for Will Grayson, Will Grayson.

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on June 7, 2010 at 12:02pm — No Comments

An XMAS gift...

Last year I gave my boyfriend a Christmas gift.

And I drew him a card with a poem giving him clues as to what his gift was... I'm really proud of that poem and found it today and decided that hey, I'm going to share it with...myself?... on my blog thing.





The year 2010, the world is coming to an end.

Everyone is doomed, even your hot girlfriend.

For in the midst of earthquakes and explosions,

And cracking mountains and ozone…
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Added by Sarah McIlwaine on May 5, 2010 at 6:19pm — No Comments

I'm sitting here staring at my computer in total frustration as a result of my disability to comprehend the purpose of writing a self-assessment paper. Self-assesing is the most pointless thing ever …

I'm sitting here staring at my computer in total frustration as a result of my disability to comprehend the purpose of writing a self-assessment paper. Self-assesing is the most pointless thing ever conceived. Sure, it's great to acknowledge flaws and accomplishments, but if I were to do a self-assessment paper for every single thing I did, it would be the most redundant pack of lies ever recorded. I wish teachers would understand that these papers are mostly deceitful. Half of the things I'm… Continue

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on April 20, 2010 at 4:05pm — No Comments

Managing

You know that you're weird when you spend your afternoon managing your Facebook profile. It's sad really, how I actually have to go in there and manage everything so it makes more sense.

First, I went through my friends list and decided to cut a bunch of people from my virtual life... after a while it gets exhausting looking at status updates like:



"The party dun start til i walk in LOL"

"WASTTTEEDDDDD <3<3<3<3"



I took off old friends from High School who… Continue

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on April 17, 2010 at 12:34pm — No Comments

Beer

I was sitting outside just a few minutes ago, drinking a nice, cold beer. I usually don't drink, unlike most 17 year olds I know, but today is a special day. It is the last day of my summer vacation which will be followed by my first official day of cegep. For weeks I've been saying, "Oh I start school Monday" but now I'm saying, "Oh I start school tomorrow." TOMORROW. Now that's a scary thought. It's mostly scary because I'm afraid of what people will think of me, I mean, I've seen all of my… Continue

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on August 23, 2009 at 4:16pm — 2 Comments

If I were to

Put my current love situation as a chemistry lab report, it would resemble the following:



Aim: To get him to ask me out. (Or a guaranteed yes if I ask)



Hypothesis: I hypothesize that if I continue to be a dunce around him, he will not ask me out. By actually attempting to flirt with him, I can assume that he will be physically and mentally attracted to me, hence resulting in the words, "Wanna go out sometime?(probably didn't use the word "hence" properly, but too bad, I'm… Continue

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on August 21, 2009 at 5:12pm — No Comments

Slap Chop review

I am now a proud owner of the As Seen on TV product, Slap Chop. Here's my review of this kitchen hardware of pure genius (that description didn't make any sense whatsoever):



1. If I were to throw this product against a hard surface, for example, a wall...or the skull of some idiot who happens to piss me off, it would definitely brake. And if it were to survive this forceful launch, it would at least open "like a butterfly".



2. I cannot use the Slap Chop with one finger.… Continue

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on August 20, 2009 at 4:56pm — 2 Comments

COLDPLAY CONCERT LAST NIGHT

Most amazing thing I have ever seen and heard.

Added by Sarah McIlwaine on August 2, 2009 at 6:12pm — No Comments

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