I have not posted or done anything on here for awhile, but I felt like posting somewhere something that matters to me.
right about today is the 4th anniversary of me stopping smoking. This is a big deal to me, and I felt like posting. If you are trying to quit, don't give up. It can be done. If you are thinking of starting, BAD NERDFIGHTER, BAD BAD! no, really, its one of the worst things you can do....anyway...peace, and heres to many more years smoke free.
Added by Pete on June 19, 2008 at 10:14pm —
Added by Pete on May 9, 2008 at 1:30pm —
Well, I was able to go to the grand rapids greens brothers and secret sister maureen library showing. Most of this will be mentioned in the brothers next video I am sure, but I want to put down my thoughts.
1. a few more than planned.
The small room it was in was packed with people, one headcount was around 50 or so. the brothers revealed they were expecting around 10. once again, someone misunderestimated the nerdfighters. People were from all over the state,… Continue
Added by Pete on May 8, 2008 at 9:00pm —
79.tin man armor
Strap on this armor made of durable tin, it has all the features! Magical flight, pie launching armlets, a headpiece that looks like a donkeys head, and even the ability to survive when not in space or water most of the time! Also handy to wear when convincing passing travelers to find an oil can, just claim our rusted!
Added by Pete on April 24, 2008 at 9:08pm —
78.Instant politician kit
Tired of just being silly for family and friends? Be your gnomy self for the home kingdom! This kit contains everything you need to join these elite ranks!. The kit contains the following:
1. Flag pin: Prove your patriotism to your country, and demean everyone elses! Just wear this pin, and reference it often, and anyone that does not have it, ask them loudly why they hate their country.
2. Common sense remover: This is a set of instructions and a… Continue
Added by Pete on April 24, 2008 at 8:56pm —
In honor of earth day, we introduce our recycling pants. No, not pants to wear while recycling, and we don't mean recycled pants. We mean, these pants will recycle things! Just put items in your pockets, and when pulled out they will be reformed useful(?) things. Put in a gold coin, and get a filling for a tooth! Put in part of an aircraft carrier, get a soda can! Its amazing, and useful! Even better, put in a glass of wine, get a sick feeling to the stomach, OK, it… Continue
Added by Pete on April 22, 2008 at 11:05pm —
76. Hungarian battle gopher version 2
You may recall the old model of this, strap on to arm and let it go nuts as you swing it into things (and btw...I joked about that many years ago, long before they announced a similar weapon in postal 3) But this little model is diferent, he three feet tall, stand on his hind legs, and is clad in the finest armor tin foil can make! He is skilled in a thousand forms of sword fighting, and as a bonus, he is not really left handed! He will fight by your… Continue
Added by Pete on April 21, 2008 at 9:30pm —
75. vial of vile
we took one shot of whiskey, one shot of rum and added half a shot of pure never from consecrated sources EVIL. The we mixed it all up in a glass and bottled it, ready for yout to pour over ice. Now you may wonder, "What do I do with a vile vial of vitriolic evil? Thousand and one uses!
1. useful to splash on the cleric just before the paladin does their daily "detect evil" spot checks
2. need to come up with a fiendish plan, but your too good to think that way?… Continue
Added by Pete on April 21, 2008 at 9:25pm —
yes, for those one or two that read me, I did not post Thur or Friday of last week. No real good excuse, just stuff happened. So, today I will b making three posts, including the potion for Friday, in case you are wondering why i did not find the couple of moments to just grab off my list and post, its because I used to have a list, but now I make them up on the spot every day, and I think it shows.
Anyway, on to the items!
74. Space helmet
Although most non epic gnomes… Continue
Added by Pete on April 21, 2008 at 9:18pm —
73. stick of soap
Why use plain old BARS of soap? they are hard to grip, and if you party with 'real men' fighter types they might call you a wussy thing for even owning one. Thats why we invented the STICK OF SOAP! it looks like a normal stick, but is actually magically disguised soap. It gets better, I mean, you might wonder what they will think when they see you lathering up by rubbing a stick all over your body, but we got that covered! You beat yourself with it! this releases the soap… Continue
Added by Pete on April 16, 2008 at 9:48pm —
This fun item was introduced to many young children by Dr. Seuss in "The cats quizzer", as he had received our beta model and was just checking it out. due to secrecy agreements he had to say it did not exist. But he hinted at it, saying he really wanted one. It has taken us this long to release them due to minor side effects that we have worked out. For those that are unfamiliar with the flashdark, it is quite simple, there are flashlights for when it is dark,and now… Continue
Added by Pete on April 15, 2008 at 9:20pm —
71. Orb of oration
This orb can talk! and not only that, it will deliver rousing speeches, epic eulogies and breathtaking recitations of trail ration ingredients. ("Deer. Squirrel, turtle toe....etc...) Just pull the starter cord and this lovable little companion will float along beside you entertaining yourself and the whole party! Even better, and can taunt thy enemies. Facing a troll? It might lecture on proper hygiene, in trollish even! Sure to upset, uplift and astound all. And this… Continue
Added by Pete on April 14, 2008 at 10:09pm —
70. drink of subtle
This fun one will make the imbiber disguised. Thats what you tell the mark, at least. And it does, but the disguise is based on another reality! cybernetic limbs (whatever those are) glowing eyes, strange uniforms consisting of red shirts and pointy emblems on them, or even a guy in a cloak with an energy sword. All sure to make you stand out and cause panic. thankfully though won't know who you are, that is until it wears off overnight in the jail cell...sure to be… Continue
Added by Pete on April 11, 2008 at 10:57pm —
69. The prank-o-tron 3,000,000
Tired of carting around all that toilet paper, soap, silly string, and eggs around to prank nearby evil wizard towers? Of course you are! This handy dandy backpack sized device has enough dimensional storage for all your pranking needs as well as devices to use them! Glitter spreaders, toilet paper roll launchers, egg dribblers (OK, so they don't really bounce...) The best feature? You can hit the "final prank" button and set it down, then RUN. after ten… Continue
Added by Pete on April 10, 2008 at 9:35pm —
68. ring of hot pink
Its a ring.
its hot pink.
oh yeah, did we mention you can use it to make ANYTHING pink? just activate it and a magical lavender beam shoots out and turns the target pink! bedsheets, jumpropes, sword, your hair, or the evil warlocks robes! hours of non stop vandalism!
Added by Pete on April 9, 2008 at 10:12pm —
67. The Tofu golem
This amazing creature is seven feet tall, hits like a rock, and is made from soy. Astounding abilities! It can change its taste to be that of almost any food, and can punch through solid paper! It will do its best to follow your instructions, but it is a little bland and not that creative so you may need to be specific. That and the fact it disintegrates in large volumes of liquid are its only limiting factors, but if for example, you are a mad scientist trying to… Continue
Added by Pete on April 8, 2008 at 8:00pm —
66. cream pie coin.
This is an amazing magic item. next time anyone annoying in your group insists the group do things his way, just get them to agree to a coin toss, you provide the coin and make sure he flips. This little baby will flip at least ten feet straight up, and as it falls, will rapidly turn into a five foot wide cream pie and land right on their heads! Amusement and fun for everyone!
Added by Pete on April 7, 2008 at 10:21pm —
sorry, this weekend was a bit something else. Was unable to post Fridays, and here it is, rather late.
65. bread wine
Why drink your adult beverages out of glass bottles or un-enviromentialy friendly plastic ones, when you can drink your wine straight out of a specially hardened loaf of French bread! Each one frozen in time by a skilled chronomancer after being filled, and if we time it right, will arrive to you five minutes before you will drink it. if not, well a little… Continue
Added by Pete on April 7, 2008 at 10:00pm —
64. Improved Place mats
Don't you hate food you are eating falling onto the ground and being wasted? all those crumbs and bits of food and sandwich topping all going to waste? You CAN use a tablecloth or place mat, but those just catch it, are hard to store and frequently don't come in interesting designs. Thats where we come in! Each edible place mat comes in packs of twenty, and fit in a small place in your backpack, take one wafer out, say the magic word 'Swordfish' and presto! it grows… Continue
Added by Pete on April 3, 2008 at 10:12pm —
63. instant ranch salad dressing
Large expanses of pristine farmland, cows slowly walking in fences chewing their cud, the farmer bailing hay. This idilic setting is mere fantasy for most adventurers deep in orc infested territory. NO LONGER! just pull out a bottle of instant ranch salad dressing! pour some on your salad, and when the bottle is empty, just try to lick out the inside of the bottle, you will be sucked inside into a pocket ranch universe! great for hiding from inquisitors!… Continue
Added by Pete on April 2, 2008 at 9:53pm —