Dear, " Stop John Green. " You're doing it wrong.

[Tòmachan ~blogs admin ~]

Good day my dear Nerdians, Nerds and Nerdfighters! 

In this blog I'll be talking/typing about a wee thing that's popped up on the Tumblr. 

As this half wit tends to swear and curse, if said manner of writing makes you uncomfortable.

I'll do my best blank out the words, at which point you can insert whatever you want to assume that's being said.

But anywho!
Onto the blog!
~ Which will first contain quotes from the owner of said Tumblr ~
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 "first of all, the man is a known misogynist"

Yes my dear Neridans, apparently by calling his wife:
" The Yeti "
John Green is but being hateful towards woman, he despises them and all that they stand for.

Or..
If we use our head.
By not giving away his personal information, eg, his wife's name.
He's stopped her becoming the fixation of creepers and numptues on the youtube and interweb.

What we have here is a classic ad hominem, an attack without merit or evidence. 
First of all dear:
" Stop John Green. "
Provide the facts, or keep your libellous and defamatory nonsense to yourself. 

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"the only point he’s making is that women in his books are there to be coveted sexual objects for lonely nerd boys."

Alas, the author seems to be assuming that for boys:
Girl = sex object.

I'm sorry, did I lose part of my book?
Did someone come in and steal the part where all the girls are to be objects for a boys desire, then replaced it with emotion, compassion and love for a female characters? 

Really? 

It may come as a surprise for this person.
But boys do not only want sex. It's a natural part of our existence and the likes, but to ignore the companionship and the friendship John's characters have, and look at their relationship purely on a physical level is intellectually dishonest and foolish at best of times.
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"He’s really dismissive of people of lower intelligence and thinks that he’s better than everyone because he can write pseudo-philosophical crap and treat women like S*** in all of his books (they’re all either fake characters, characterized like s***, or killed off). And his fans just suck his metaphorical c*** because they’re blind enough to think he’s a good person."

Ahh, once more we meet, my old friend o' ad hominem! Once more the author makes the claim, and neither backs up the point or provide evidence for this 'reasoning' - to suggest there was reason used in this blog's creation is taking it a step too far in my own opinion -. By all means, can someone quote me a line from John Green as to when he says down with the people who're lower in regards to intelligence!.. But till then, I'mma assume the author o' the blog has had one too many Mushrooms and strooms.

PS: On the point to characters being fake: 
The
Books
Are
Fictional!
Honestly, did this numpty think she was buying from the true story section?
Good lord.
On behalf of all Nerdfighteria.

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"He’s such an ableist it makes me mad. Being smart doesn’t make you any better than anyone else, and neither does have a big vocabulary." 

Now hold the gun right here. Can anyone spot the word being used where it shouldn't? That's right Ableism. 
......
My
God. 

Not being smart, isn't a disability. 

It is not something that cannot be improved or changed.

~ Well, unless you're a lazy sod. ~
Can anyone point to where John Green said we should keep away from those 'mentally challenged disabled people'?
No?
One more,  ad hominem.

Though, the author did get one thing right.
Having a big vocabulary doesn't make you better than anyone else.

It also doesn't mean you know what those words means.

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In regards to people who like John Green:

"They’re just as sad and pathetic as One Direction, or Justin Bieber fans. Entirely blinded by their obsession with some guy just because they don’t know any better than they can’t even recognize when there are things wrong with him.

Newsflash for you, Nerdfighters. John Green is sexist. If you would like some concrete evidence, don’t worry. It’ll come.

Read book by women. Stop allowing men like John Green to act like father figures to teenage girls. Stop listening to his advice. He has no place giving it. He is a sexist. He is a misogynist. He is an ableist who thinks that just because someone has smart, they are better than someone who isn’t. 

Recognize your privilege, John Green. You’re just a man. Hah"

Once more, the author throws around words like Sexist, Misogynist and ableist - I'm not even entirely sure that's a word >_> ~ and considers saying big words that sound bad, to count as evidence. No, my dear silly author.
It means you're intellectually dishonest, morally sickening and rather pathetic in the way you attack someone for everything and apparently anything.

Apparently, men aren't allowed to write for woman characters.
Apparently, being a man is a privilege.

And apparently, this author couldn't come up with evidence.
As the best she could do was suggest:
" Read book by women. "
Seriously?


Alas, trolls will be trolls. Fools will be fools.
And attention seekers will seek attention.
I think all of that sums up this author rather nicely.

 

[Alaska Is Beautiful]

If this wasn't the best blog I've ever read...the zombie apocalypse is tomorrow.

You are completely correct and awesome. And the incredibly stereotypical (and pretty unintelligent. Sorry to sound like an ableist...but no intelligence was needed or shown to make such an incredibly ridiculous post) person who decided that John Green needed to be stopped (since he's oh-so-obviously the literary equivalent of Kony) is the exact opposite of correct and awesome.

I feel like ranting now. Please excuse me while I print out this blog (you will recieve full credit) and take it to my English class to show my teacher. We will most definitely waste a great majority of class time finding this post and coming up with energy savvy ways to wipe this person off the face of the planet.

[ryan brennan]

wow, what  an unbeleivable toolbag that person is.

 

i agree with everything you just said, "stop john green" needs to find some actual evidence or, to put it in Internet terms, GTFO.