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11.Emergency Pants
Not so much a joke item as a handy accessory. This is a bag of five pellets, each one a different color. If your pants become stained with custard, or wine, or even blood if a joke got out of hand, merely remove one pellet and fling onto the ground while chanting the magic word "Bun-Bun!". They will immediately grow into a pair of pants that will fit you, and last for a couple of days, more than enough time to replace or clean your current set of pants.
Not so much a joke item as a handy accessory. This is a bag of five pellets, each one a different color. If your pants become stained with custard, or wine, or even blood if a joke got out of hand, merely remove one pellet and fling onto the ground while chanting the magic word "Bun-Bun!". They will immediately grow into a pair of pants that will fit you, and last for a couple of days, more than enough time to replace or clean your current set of pants.
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Comment by Sara-Jane Krause on February 2, 2010 at 9:12pm -
I do believe Emergency Pants can be of use when Evil Moths with an insatiable appetite for clothing devour your original pants.
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