Captian Jack exploded.

[Claud]

Oh, my computer's name is Captain Jack. See, my brother's laptop is named The TARDIS, and he thought it would be great if my computer was named Rose Tyler, so he went ahead and actually named it on it Rose Tyler. I have course, having not had a chance to figure out how to non-verbally name a computer, only verbally named it Capt. Jack, which it began responding to, because it is most definitely a he. This of course, made Jack gender confused (More so), not to mention making fandom hard when Jack IS Rose. This sent Jack into a spiraling depression, and thus he exploded. It had nothing to do with the faulty hard drive purchased three months ago that became every unhappy when we tried to install both Linux and Windows in their allotted spaces. It was definitely the depression. Thus, I apologize to every comment I have not responded to, discussions I have been absent from, the two weeks of fiveawesome[insertnounhere] i have missed, and that I will continue to miss because I can't figure out which sound driver i need. At least I remembered my Nerdfighter password.