63. instant ranch salad dressing
Large expanses of pristine farmland, cows slowly walking in fences chewing their cud, the farmer bailing hay. This idilic setting is mere fantasy for most adventurers deep in orc infested territory. NO LONGER! just pull out a bottle of instant ranch salad dressing! pour some on your salad, and when the bottle is empty, just try to lick out the inside of the bottle, you will be sucked inside into a pocket ranch universe! great for hiding from inquisitors! Also available in blue cheese, only it tend to take you to the moon for some reason. Cheers!