August 27,2008 (SUNDAY)

[Lindsey]

BRACES ARE MY,
-Archenemy
-foe
-nemesis

I Hate Braces! For one: They hurt alot alot. They make your mouth look Stupid. They make your lower jaw look a little puffy.. hamsterish.

These Braces, My Adversary was lodged in to my pie hole, They were installed into my Mouth, Cemented to my own teeth, forcing the teeth that are wedged into and stuck in my jaw to move, shape, and construct a perfect, Normal Smile. These Nasty, hurtful, blood sucking metal cubes on my teeth have been IN my mouth since basically the summer from 8th grade to 9th grade... I am in 10th grade now, ive had these braces on for almost 2 years. Two Years... People consider that lucky.. I am considered Fortunate.... hhmmmph. Anyway.... When i first had these braces put in my mouth without me having any say in it, I was for certain that These little devils weren't helping at all!! They felt like they were pulling my teeth out by the roots in most places, in some areas of my mouth my gums were red and swollen.. The metal wires would cut into my cheeks and stab in the same opened, unable to heal wound... I also had to get surgery on the Roof of my mouth and they went in and cut up in there to pull down some teeth, pull out some teeth, and so on... These braces felt like they were going to be the end of me.

But actually, after the first 5 months the pain subsided, I became ammune to the pain, the pulling, the twisting, the stabbing and poking.. I was impervious to Braces!! I could eat my meal and not care to have my teeth jump out and start stinging me, put me threw hell and agony... MIsery and anguish use to be at my side day in and day out..

Those wicked, vicious, ugly, wretched, metal, malicious BRACES of mine actually were helping me, Have been helping me over the two years. This Enemy of mine has done non-stop torture and dismay to me for my own good. And Tomorrow I will be Glad, ecstatic, delightful and full of joy, Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the 28th of April 2008, And tomorrow was blessed, I finally Get to have my braces Taken off, The mighty Orthodontist sinful Wizard will seize those suckers in my mouth, gab a hold of them and yank each stubburn brace out, I will be stripped from the puncture beasts Forever, Those bestial braces will be lying in a Trash can, and i wont have anything more to do with them. Let me just try to manifest my totally awesome, exultant happiness and satisfaction about my hopes of tomorrow coming alittle more earlier. UNDERSTAND this, Tomorrow, Monday, April 28th, 2008 will be MY first initial DAY of me being Braceless once again but with a perfect smile. I KNOW, i am expecting that April 28th, 2008. TOMORROW, people will think i am insane and a little off, because i will be smiling like a damn fool all dayy long.

^_^

I am anxious to see what they will look like tomorrow, I and SO SO SO eager to brush my teeth tomorrow with a Brand New Tooth Brush and feel them be slick, clean, straight, alined, and perfect. I will be so happy i may just laugh/cry ............babahhahahahahahhahahahahah im not gunna cry... unless the yanking of each painful brace with be actual pain......i hope it wont.. i hope my mouth can bare a little more pain and be ammune to the sting for atleast one more day. I hope.



TTYL kay bye. <3
^_^

[lauri]

ahhh its finally here!!!!!!
omg yay
i didnt think it hurt at all to get braces off ,only on..so your prob going to be good on that
=)