April 28th, 2008 --Braces are still intact-- >_<</body>

[Lindsey]

Today i get to be freed from my braces, the orthodonists will pluck them off of my teeth and out of my mouth, FOREVER.

Today it rained and it poured and there was actually a tornado warning, but none of that mattered to me. No, why would anything get me down today of all days, Because Today i am getting off my braces. So ill skip over school because i was drowsy the whole day and slept threw every class. Anyway, when i arrived at the Orthodontists Building at 3:31pm only one minute late for my 3:30 pm appointment. I park close to the door so i can stride into the lobby sooner and have them call my name quicker. "Lindsey Mc... Mc... MCfall?? McPhaul. come on in." I didn't pay attention to them trying to pronounce my last name anymore.. It gets old, and i thought they should know my Full name by now, I mean ive been coming in there for basically 2 years!! I walked into a New Room in the building, one i haven't been in before. I see the stiff, robotic chair that she will want me to sit in and wait for her to come in. I sit in the seat and lean back into the tough chair, and i count how long it takes her to come in. I count the seconds first then convert them into minutes... It took her 6 minutes and 53 seconds to arrive at the door and greet me, but not by my name but with just a casual "hello." (No need for names i guess...) She unwraps a New sterile utensils from a weird clean bag. she will Soon be placing the clean tools into my mouth and sctrach around a bit til she finds the very back brace. She snaps tha wire with a loud click in my ear, and she pulls out the end brace, the rubber band, and the power chain. She abruptly stops and suddenly, almost in the same second, she leaves the room.... I started counting again, to see how long it would take her to come back. I got up to 3 minutes and 24 seconds. She camee back with a man that is acutally The Orthodonist WIZARD man that is responible for me getting braces in the first place and this devil is equppied with the power to tell his helper that i am aloud to have my braces removed.

So i'm waiting for him to say something to me, while he is staring at the computer screen reading there weird orthodontist lingo and abreviations... so i start to count again and i get to 12 seconds and he looks at me, I stop counting. Im not smiling because I dont know what his thoughts are yet, he smiles at me. i get anxious and I lean a little closer to him and the computer monitor to try to see if i can read the weird language too, so i can know what's going on. I get a little happy sensation inside and then I am screaming in my head even though i can't read what they typed into the computer, but he's still smiling at me!! He is still smiling!! But the reason he smiled was because he didn't want to seem mean, i guess... This discusting, old, haneous, stupid, ugly, repulsive, terrible man that is an Orthodontist, decided to speak to me finally in a simpathetic tone and from his mouth were these exact words, "NO, she needs to wear her braces and rubber bands LONGGER, atleast until the END OF MAY.. we will see then what's going on." If i had known those words were coming out of his oral oraphis I WOULD have smacked him sensless and screamed, "TAKES THIS FUCKING THINGS OUT OF MY MOUTH, YOU STUPID IGNORANT MONSTROSITY!!!!!"

Well since i can't read minds and I couldn't have known he would say those foul words to me... I just dropped, my body weight just plopped into the stiff chair. This grisly old baffoon just told me that "IM NOT GETTING MY BRACES OFF TODAY", and i actually have to wait til the end of NEXT MONTH to even know when or if i can get them off!!! I wanted to bite of his head, chew it up, and spit it out onto his helpers face and watch her be horrified and run away. I wanted His headless body to take my place in the stiff, robot chair. So i could use the utensils the helper used to cut off and take his limbs away from him. Or i could drill out his own teeth and break them into little peices then grind them into sand.. Then his amputee torso will lie limp in the stupid uncomfortable chair of DEATH and the sand i made from his grounded teeth will be inches away from him, but he can't get to them because he doesnt have any hands!! AHAHA......then ill blow the sand pike away, lost forever!! HAHAHA!!!!!!

................ Beat that stupid orthodontist.
I Hate you.
I despise you.
Until you give me what i want, which is for you to take out my braces.. I will continue to loathe you.