You have to read this... Seriously, you do.

Some of you might remember me posting this in My Pants, but I decided to repost it here and hope other people find it and feel the wonder of the amazingness. Originally posted by Chip in 'John and Hank' in My Pants on: Dec 30 2007 at 04:35:05am

Wow. Ok, wow. This makes me laugh so much I can't stand it. I was at John's site ( looking for... well, nevermind what I was looking for, what I found is soooooooo much better. This makes me cry it's so funny. With this, we can tell that the brothers Green have not changed much since... June 2005 (well, that's when John blogged about it). (birdlives1=John. What's with the username John?)

birdlives1: Hey. Will you be my best man?
Hank: Doesn't that question warrant a phone call?
birdlives1: I don't have any minutes right now.
Hank: Yeah of course I will. I've been writing my toast since you started dating Sarah.
birdlives1: Excellent.
Hank: Hey, do I have to buy anything?
birdlives1: You have to rent a tuxedo, I think. Mom and Dad might pay for it though.
Hank: Can the tuxedo be hilarious?
birdlives1: I sort of doubt it.
Hank: Can it have sparkles?
birdlives1: You're ruining the moment. This is a moment of deep love between brothers who love one another deeply. You're supposed to say you love me and you're proud of me.
Hank: I love you, Sparkles McHomecomingDance.

SPARKLES MCHOMECOMINGDANCE!!!!!!!1!!!!11oneelvelensevenninetwooneblastoff

So, in conclusion, they've both always been sarcastic, and Hank has always been cheap.

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I just found something else! (You find so much when you're up at... freaking 5 am... holy Merlin's saggy left...)

It turns out that Hank and Katherine went paperless with their wedding invitations (or at least that's what it looks like) and they have the most adorable little picture of them on their website ( (Did you know Hank also has So much I didn't know is coming to light!) Anyway, here's the adorable picture.

PS-Woah, thanks for the feature (the very fast feature) Hank! (I think it was Hank. Thanks John if it was John!)

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Tags: awesome, funny, hank, john, jokez, katherine, sarah, wedding, yeti


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Comment by Arete of the Gathering Flowers on December 23, 2008 at 2:15pm
haha, that was pretty amusing I have to admit
Comment by KT on May 9, 2008 at 3:07pm
Would "birdlives1" be in reference to Charlie Parker?
We did an practice essay based on a reading selection about him for AP Lang.
Comment by Madi on May 6, 2008 at 6:17pm
haha, hilarious.
Comment by Nerdfighter101 on May 6, 2008 at 2:06am
Sparkles McHomecomingDance. !!!! HAHAHAHA
Comment by unicornceiling on May 5, 2008 at 10:37pm
hahahah! that... uhm... SO AWESOME. thanks for that, you and hank and john!
Comment by Carrie on May 5, 2008 at 9:09pm
I love John's blog! There is some great stuff in there.
Comment by Jenna on May 5, 2008 at 2:45pm
People are BORN made of awesome. This is proof.
Comment by Molly on May 5, 2008 at 1:49pm
Hank hasn't commented yet...
I wonder what he'd say.
Comment by Chris Hall on May 5, 2008 at 11:31am
Lol, this is so awesome!
Comment by Paige on May 5, 2008 at 9:06am
That's so... best.

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