You have to read this... Seriously, you do.

[Chip, A Former Ningmaster]

Some of you might remember me posting this in My Pants, but I decided to repost it here and hope other people find it and feel the wonder of the amazingness. Originally posted by Chip in 'John and Hank' in My Pants on: Dec 30 2007 at 04:35:05am



Wow. Ok, wow. This makes me laugh so much I can't stand it. I was at John's site (sparksfylup.com) looking for... well, nevermind what I was looking for, what I found is soooooooo much better. This makes me cry it's so funny. With this, we can tell that the brothers Green have not changed much since... June 2005 (well, that's when John blogged about it). (birdlives1=John. What's with the username John?)

birdlives1: Hey. Will you be my best man?
Hank: Doesn't that question warrant a phone call?
birdlives1: I don't have any minutes right now.
Hank: Yeah of course I will. I've been writing my toast since you started dating Sarah.
birdlives1: Excellent.
Hank: Hey, do I have to buy anything?
birdlives1: You have to rent a tuxedo, I think. Mom and Dad might pay for it though.
Hank: Can the tuxedo be hilarious?
birdlives1: I sort of doubt it.
Hank: Can it have sparkles?
birdlives1: You're ruining the moment. This is a moment of deep love between brothers who love one another deeply. You're supposed to say you love me and you're proud of me.
Hank: I love you, Sparkles McHomecomingDance.

SPARKLES MCHOMECOMINGDANCE!!!!!!!1!!!!11oneelvelensevenninetwooneblastoff

So, in conclusion, they've both always been sarcastic, and Hank has always been cheap.


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I just found something else! (You find so much when you're up at... freaking 5 am... holy Merlin's saggy left...)

It turns out that Hank and Katherine went paperless with their wedding invitations (or at least that's what it looks like) and they have the most adorable little picture of them on their website (hankandkatherine.com) (Did you know Hank also has hankgreen.com? So much I didn't know is coming to light!) Anyway, here's the adorable picture.



PS-Woah, thanks for the feature (the very fast feature) Hank! (I think it was Hank. Thanks John if it was John!)

[Arete of the Gathering Flowers]

haha, that was pretty amusing I have to admit

[KT]

Would "birdlives1" be in reference to Charlie Parker?
We did an practice essay based on a reading selection about him for AP Lang.

[Madi]

haha, hilarious.

[Nerdfighter101]

Sparkles McHomecomingDance. !!!! HAHAHAHA

[unicornceiling]

hahahah! that... uhm... SO AWESOME. thanks for that, you and hank and john!

[Carrie]

I love John's blog! There is some great stuff in there.

[Jenna]

People are BORN made of awesome. This is proof.

[Molly]

Hank hasn't commented yet...
I wonder what he'd say.

[Chris Hall]

Lol, this is so awesome!

[Paige]

That's so... best.