SexySexy Times Survey
Given the name, I'm going to assume I should take every opportunity to interpret the criteria in a perverted/sexual way. Let's see if I can actually do this. The "no repetitions" part will make it difficult- either my scope is limited, or I'm just too inherently monogamous. I'm a stickler for rules, though, so this is going to be really, really rough... Gulp...
RULES:
*NO repetitions.
*Pick any celebrity or fictional character for each response.
*Tag three people. Lora, Morgan le Fey, KATY!
1. The guy you'd take to meet your parents.
Jim Halpert
The Office (played by John Krasinski)
He'd be funny enough for my dad but successful enough for my mom. And cute enough for both.
2. The one woman you would do.
Monica Bellucci
Brotherhood of the Wolf, Brothers Grimm, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions
Just look at her. Watch Brotherhood of the Wolf and try to honestly say she didn't turn you on, no matter how straight you are if you're a woman.
3. The guy you would have sex with in your parents' bed.
Jason Stantham
The Italian Job, The Transporter, The Bank Job
I could see him getting really naughty. Hellz yes.
4. The one woman you would take to the mall.
Amy Adams
The Wedding Date, Talladega Nights, Enchanted
She seems fun.
5. Your female BFF.
Natalie Portman
Anywhere But Here, Closer, V for Vendetta, Garden State, The Other Boleyn Girl
She's well-rounded- a scholar and actress. She can be fun OR serious. Similar to me, except I can't act. I just roleplay...
6. Your male BFF.
Laurie (played by Christian Bale)
Little Women
The only problem is I don't think I could turn him down like Jo does...
7. Your gay BFF.
Christian (played by Justin Walker)
Clueless
Perfect. I mean, seriously. You must remember his character. I just couldn't find a better picture, unfortunately...
8. The guy you'd take to prom.
Jason Lee
Dogma, Almost Famous, The Incredibles, My Name is Earl
He'd be a blast, but I think he'd also be able to make it romantic, too. Since my Prom experience was dateless and romanceless, I could use that.
9. Your big brother.
Tobey Maguire
Pleasantville, The Cider House Rules, Spiderman Trilogy
I'm not sure why, but he immediately popped into my head, and I can't think of any reason why not, other than his hotness causing some, er, issues...
10. The guy you'd marry.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Starter for 10, Amazing Grace, Atonement, The Other Boleyn Girl
He's very, very British. And, call me crazy, but I think his approach to acting makes him more attractive in a deeper sense: he prefers theater because he feels it's truer to the art, so he works sporadically, only when he really feels passionate about a role. That says he'd be committed. Plus his accent. And eyes. He'd look great if he let this beard grow a little thicker- oy, that would be so sexy. I just have to put two pictures of him here, though, because while the first one demonstrates his handsomeness, the second one further demonstrates why he's marryable: he's being adorably silly! I'd call him Benny. Tee hee!
11. The two guys you'd have a threesome with.
Maximus and Commodus (played by Russel Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix
Gladiator
Yes. Yes. YES.
12. The woman and guy you would have a threesome with.
Andromache and Hector (as played by Saffron Burrows and Eric Bana)
Troy
I'm taking my example from Jennifer and assuming this means a couple from a film or book. So these two: totally hot. I mean, I think Andtomache was prettier than Helen, for one thing. And dude, Hector is SO much hotter than Paris. So yes. Naturally, the baby would have to leave the room...
13. The guy you'd go clubbing with.
Jack Black
Saving Silverman, Orange County, The School of Rock, Kung Fu Panda, Tropic Thunder
I can't dance. Something tells me he can't, either. So we could be wallflowers together and still have fun.
14. The guy you'd have hot angry sex with.
Aragorn (played by Viggo Mortesen
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Need I elaborate? (It was either him or Wolverine... tough choice, seriously.)
15. The girl/guy you'd call after a break-up.
Drew Barrymore
Ever After, Never Been Kissed, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, Music and Lyrics
She has had some bad/awkward breakups. She could give me good advice, I hope...
16. The guy you'd have sex with when no one was around.
Neville Longbottom
Harry Potter series
And the book version over the film. They really, really watered him down in the movies, alas. Although the part in the fourth movie where he says, "Oh my God, I've killed Harry Potter!" was made of awesome, even though not in the book...
17. The guy you'd have sex with while cheating on your husband/boyfriend.
Dracula (as played by Gary Oldman)
Bram Stoker's Dracula
It would take a lot of seducing to get me to cheat, but I think he could do it. No, I know he could.
18. The guy you'd tell your secrets to.
Guy Patterson (played by Tom Everett Scott)
That Thing You Do!
He's a sweetie. (There are, surprisingly, like NO pictures of the character...)
19. The person you would commit a murder with.
Derek Vinyard (played by Edward Norton)
American History X
Tasty. I'd commit all sorts of crimes with this piece of man-meat.
20. The boy you'd go to the gym with.
Vince Papale (as played by Mark Whalberg
Invinvible
Mark is a badass and sexy, but this character in particular could be fun to go gymming with. He's a NY JET! And a nice guy.
21. Your shoulder to cry on.
Hurley (played by Jorge Garcia
Lost
He's a big teddy bear!
22. The guy you'd ask to beat up your cheating husband/boyfriend.
Jason Bourne (played by Matt Damon)
Bourne series
No question, this guy could kick anyone else's ass. And he'd be hot whilst doing so. But since he's super-trained, he wouldn't kill the cheater- just beat him within a millimeter of his life (as he'd deserve).
23. The guy you'd always come back to.
Henry Roth (played by Adam Sandler)
50 First Dates
I take this as meaning he'd always be there to accept me for all of my crazy-makings and wouldn't mind them.
24. The guy you'd die for.
President Thomas J. Whitmore (played by Bill Pullman)
Independence Day
Fuck yeah, I'd die for my president if it was Bill Pull man and he actually had experience in the fighter plane and gave such fucking awesome speeches off the cuff.
25. The guy who would get you pregnant.
Batman/Bruce Wayne (as played by Christian Bale)
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight
I'm assuming this one means the pregnancy is accidental, the result of a spur-of-the-moment, quickie sort of thing. He'd have me in an instant, with either identity. Oh my God. Oh. My. GOD.
RULES:
*NO repetitions.
*Pick any celebrity or fictional character for each response.
*Tag three people. Lora, Morgan le Fey, KATY!
1. The guy you'd take to meet your parents.
Jim Halpert
The Office (played by John Krasinski)
He'd be funny enough for my dad but successful enough for my mom. And cute enough for both.
2. The one woman you would do.
Monica Bellucci
Brotherhood of the Wolf, Brothers Grimm, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions
Just look at her. Watch Brotherhood of the Wolf and try to honestly say she didn't turn you on, no matter how straight you are if you're a woman.
3. The guy you would have sex with in your parents' bed.
Jason Stantham
The Italian Job, The Transporter, The Bank Job
I could see him getting really naughty. Hellz yes.
4. The one woman you would take to the mall.
Amy Adams
The Wedding Date, Talladega Nights, Enchanted
She seems fun.
5. Your female BFF.
Natalie Portman
Anywhere But Here, Closer, V for Vendetta, Garden State, The Other Boleyn Girl
She's well-rounded- a scholar and actress. She can be fun OR serious. Similar to me, except I can't act. I just roleplay...
6. Your male BFF.
Laurie (played by Christian Bale)
Little Women
The only problem is I don't think I could turn him down like Jo does...
7. Your gay BFF.
Christian (played by Justin Walker)
Clueless
Perfect. I mean, seriously. You must remember his character. I just couldn't find a better picture, unfortunately...
8. The guy you'd take to prom.
Jason Lee
Dogma, Almost Famous, The Incredibles, My Name is Earl
He'd be a blast, but I think he'd also be able to make it romantic, too. Since my Prom experience was dateless and romanceless, I could use that.
9. Your big brother.
Tobey Maguire
Pleasantville, The Cider House Rules, Spiderman Trilogy
I'm not sure why, but he immediately popped into my head, and I can't think of any reason why not, other than his hotness causing some, er, issues...
10. The guy you'd marry.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Starter for 10, Amazing Grace, Atonement, The Other Boleyn Girl
He's very, very British. And, call me crazy, but I think his approach to acting makes him more attractive in a deeper sense: he prefers theater because he feels it's truer to the art, so he works sporadically, only when he really feels passionate about a role. That says he'd be committed. Plus his accent. And eyes. He'd look great if he let this beard grow a little thicker- oy, that would be so sexy. I just have to put two pictures of him here, though, because while the first one demonstrates his handsomeness, the second one further demonstrates why he's marryable: he's being adorably silly! I'd call him Benny. Tee hee!
11. The two guys you'd have a threesome with.
Maximus and Commodus (played by Russel Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix
Gladiator
Yes. Yes. YES.
12. The woman and guy you would have a threesome with.
Andromache and Hector (as played by Saffron Burrows and Eric Bana)
Troy
I'm taking my example from Jennifer and assuming this means a couple from a film or book. So these two: totally hot. I mean, I think Andtomache was prettier than Helen, for one thing. And dude, Hector is SO much hotter than Paris. So yes. Naturally, the baby would have to leave the room...
13. The guy you'd go clubbing with.
Jack Black
Saving Silverman, Orange County, The School of Rock, Kung Fu Panda, Tropic Thunder
I can't dance. Something tells me he can't, either. So we could be wallflowers together and still have fun.
14. The guy you'd have hot angry sex with.
Aragorn (played by Viggo Mortesen
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Need I elaborate? (It was either him or Wolverine... tough choice, seriously.)
15. The girl/guy you'd call after a break-up.
Drew Barrymore
Ever After, Never Been Kissed, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, Music and Lyrics
She has had some bad/awkward breakups. She could give me good advice, I hope...
16. The guy you'd have sex with when no one was around.
Neville Longbottom
Harry Potter series
And the book version over the film. They really, really watered him down in the movies, alas. Although the part in the fourth movie where he says, "Oh my God, I've killed Harry Potter!" was made of awesome, even though not in the book...
17. The guy you'd have sex with while cheating on your husband/boyfriend.
Dracula (as played by Gary Oldman)
Bram Stoker's Dracula
It would take a lot of seducing to get me to cheat, but I think he could do it. No, I know he could.
18. The guy you'd tell your secrets to.
Guy Patterson (played by Tom Everett Scott)
That Thing You Do!
He's a sweetie. (There are, surprisingly, like NO pictures of the character...)
19. The person you would commit a murder with.
Derek Vinyard (played by Edward Norton)
American History X
Tasty. I'd commit all sorts of crimes with this piece of man-meat.
20. The boy you'd go to the gym with.
Vince Papale (as played by Mark Whalberg
Invinvible
Mark is a badass and sexy, but this character in particular could be fun to go gymming with. He's a NY JET! And a nice guy.
21. Your shoulder to cry on.
Hurley (played by Jorge Garcia
Lost
He's a big teddy bear!
22. The guy you'd ask to beat up your cheating husband/boyfriend.
Jason Bourne (played by Matt Damon)
Bourne series
No question, this guy could kick anyone else's ass. And he'd be hot whilst doing so. But since he's super-trained, he wouldn't kill the cheater- just beat him within a millimeter of his life (as he'd deserve).
23. The guy you'd always come back to.
Henry Roth (played by Adam Sandler)
50 First Dates
I take this as meaning he'd always be there to accept me for all of my crazy-makings and wouldn't mind them.
24. The guy you'd die for.
President Thomas J. Whitmore (played by Bill Pullman)
Independence Day
Fuck yeah, I'd die for my president if it was Bill Pull man and he actually had experience in the fighter plane and gave such fucking awesome speeches off the cuff.
25. The guy who would get you pregnant.
Batman/Bruce Wayne (as played by Christian Bale)
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight
I'm assuming this one means the pregnancy is accidental, the result of a spur-of-the-moment, quickie sort of thing. He'd have me in an instant, with either identity. Oh my God. Oh. My. GOD.
Comment
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Comment by Gabrielle on August 19, 2008 at 1:45am -
Le sigh... So in my fangirlness, I've been looking at pictures of Christian Bale, and I keep seeing ones of him with his wife and daughter in varying capacities (both of them or one at a time). The monogamy-nut in me then makes me feel guilty. The pictures of him alone with his little girl make him more endearing and marryable/desireable at first, but then there's the thought that oh, wait, he's still with the mother. And then the pictures where they're all together, looking happy... Or when it's just him and the wife looking hot and happy together. I feel like a homewrecker. God DAMN that "thinking it is a sin" thing that was pounded into me when I was Catholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Morgan le Fay on August 11, 2008 at 3:26pm -
All done. Now, enjoy!
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Comment by Gabrielle on August 11, 2008 at 10:26am
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Yeah, it was hard but fun, and I like looking at other peoples' choices.
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Comment by Morgan le Fay on August 11, 2008 at 8:00am
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Oooh! This is going to be hard. So, very, very hard...
Thanks for tagging me, though! I'm cackling with glee and anticipation at all the fun that I'll have doing this survey!! Tee hee hee!
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Hee hee hee hee!
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Comment by Gabrielle on August 10, 2008 at 11:08pm
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You should do it too, Young! Consider that a pseudo-tag. ;p
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Comment by Young on August 10, 2008 at 10:08pm -
*and women... *and Neville Longbottom... haha
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Comment by Young on August 10, 2008 at 10:08pm
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Excellent survey. I'm all for any excuse to put up pictures of hot men. =)
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Comment by Gabrielle on August 10, 2008 at 6:49pm
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Haha, yeah, I'd just go back and forth between Benedict Cumberbatch and Bruce/Batman the whole time. I mean, hopefully you'd want the man you're marrying to meet your parents and would always come back to him. And I don't think I'd be comfortable having a threesome if my own man wasn't involved- again, that inherent tendency to monogamy within me.
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Comment by KATY! on August 10, 2008 at 6:45pm -
Ooh, well now, that makes sense.
Otherwise, I'd have the Doctor for all of my answers.
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Comment by Jenn on August 10, 2008 at 6:20pm -
That would be fun to read (even though I don't really care for Batman.)
And I'm with you guys on the being-turned-into-a-vampire thing. Mmmm.
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