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50 things I learned watching Brotherhood 2.0

I recently became a nerd fighter and just finished watching all the videos in order. Took me about 3 weeks. Here is some of what I learned from my viewing.

1. If you have income due to a fishing boat, there is a form for that.

2. Putting things on your head is always an option.

3. There is no them and us.. only us.

4. A dedicated NerdFighter that has only recently been introduced to Bro2.0 needs a lot of spare time to start at video one and go forward.

5. Winner, South Dakota is half way between Indianapolis IN and Missoula, MT and is the future site of the worlds largest Nerd Commune.

6. Little Pea is the best In Your Pants joke... so far.

7. The evil baby orphanage may or may not save baby Hitler's life.

8. The yeti and the Katerine have veto powers.

9. Never eat at John's house. Every meal that I have seen prepared there has made him puke.

10. Communication is really spelled C-o-m-m-u-n-c-a-t-i-o-n, because there is no I in brotherhood.

11. NerdFighters are made of awesome.

12. Most airports have gray speckled walls.

13. Political musings are always more watchable when toilet paper and/or peanut butter is involved.

14. Jokes videos are so jokes.

15. The sentence above only makes sense to NerdFighters.

16. Hank tried to kill John with a hammer. John dumped red cough syrup on Hanks bed and tried to give him a BIG hug.

17. John and I know who Bree, Daniel, Jonas, and Lucy are.

18. This is not Tom hurts my brain.

19. NerdFighters will always imagine Willy with peg leg and eye patch.

20. Unicorns are not made of awesome.

21. Let the wookie win in 2012.

22. Peeps are hard to give away on the street.

23. Videos with animals making sweet love get more views than ones featuring award winning authors.

24. All Peeps, no matter the color, taste the same.

25. The worlds biggest ball of twine is more like a blob of twine.

26. I should have made this a 25 things I learned not 50 things I learned.

27. The Puff started many many years ago.

28. Willy is not a puppy sized Elephant but does go by the Alais "Bubbles the NerdFighter puppy".

29. Question Tuesdays may not happen on Tuesdays.

30. Hank is an EcoGeek and a NerdFighter.

31. In your pants jokes started because John is a messy eater.

32. Little Chickens wreak havoc on your sinuses.

33. I thought John's eye was going to implode.

34. I thought John's ear was going to explode.

35. Hank's novel starts out with Bacon.

36. Just because John is at home and dressed up does not mean that he is wearing pants.

37. Insides were created so that we were no longer required to go to the outsides. It would be a smack in the face of our ancestors and all the work they did to provide indoors to us.

38. John would like nothing more than his own miniature soccer team but.. the yeti has veto power.

39. While the quality and production values of the videos have increased 10 fold, the awesome levels have remained constant.

40. It may not be true when watching over long periods of time but when watching all the vlogbrother videos within 3 weeks...i seems like you get a lot of hair cuts.

41. Male Giraffes drink the pee of female Giraffes so they can tell if they are ovulating.

42. Professional "waxers" will not wax someones chin.

43. The Rock-A-Fire explosion kicks ass.

44. Neither Hank nor John are good at knowing what day of the week it is.

45. John does not own a cat but has licked one.

46. Hank use to wear lipstick to impress the ladies.

47. John will not go beyond the 3rd rung of a ladder.

48. Natural pooing is not something that all NerdFighters enjoy... Sorry Hank.

49. John has the worlds best ring tone / phone alarm!

50. Only rich people have stairs.

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Comment by JOSH on March 29, 2011 at 1:48pm

this needs to be redone with the new things :)

Comment by IzzyH on September 17, 2009 at 2:09pm
81. If you happy dance in Holand,kids look at you weird.
Comment by Linorien on September 12, 2009 at 6:09pm
#79 If we put ourselves to it we can reprogram 20 questions and make the Green brothers known to the world.
Comment by Gina on September 12, 2009 at 4:59pm
WOOOHOOOOO and all this awesomeness is rockin' my sox off fo sho =]
Comment by JOSH on September 12, 2009 at 8:29am
can someone go through the comments and make a top 100 and email me the list pls pls pls (if you do remember some numbers are repeeted i saw like 2 #66)
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Comment by AlexandraTheGreat on September 12, 2009 at 12:29am
78. Nerdfighters need no organs, for they are composed of awesome.

Awesome post! I thought it was bad trying to catch up in july of '07! I can't imagine trying now! :]]
Comment by lalibrarylady86 on September 10, 2009 at 9:43pm
75. When John Green is proposing to you for your boyfriend, wear pants.
76. When the Greens talk really fast, they can fit a lot into 4 minutes.
77. Daniel Biss is the Nerdfighter resident mathematician.
Comment by SouthSideHope on September 10, 2009 at 9:08pm
74. Some random Maureen Johnson books may be signed by J. Scribble.

Thanks everyone for adding to the list and for the kind messages that you have sent my way. Just happy to be apart of it all. DFTBA
Comment by Gina Bongirno on September 10, 2009 at 7:14pm
72: DFTBA can be alot of things, but reminds us, don't forget to be awesome.
Comment by Daniela U on September 10, 2009 at 4:16pm
# 44 is a winner

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