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Comment by Ravenclaw on February 11, 2009 at 5:42pm
2 guy's walk into a bar, 1 ducks
Comment by Rion on February 10, 2009 at 7:10pm
dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!
Comment by Rion on February 10, 2009 at 7:08pm
I Once went to a zoo, it only had one animal.
a dog.
it was a shih-tzu.
Comment by ApolloWW on February 10, 2009 at 6:57pm
Okay so there's a duck, and he goes to a hardware store and askes: got any Quackers (crackers). So the clerk says no. And the duck leaves. Comes back the next day: Got any Quackers? Clerk says: no! it happens the next day too, and the clerk says: Duck, if you ask me for crackers one more time, I'll nail you to the wall! Duck comes back the nest day: Got any nails? Clerk: No... Duck: Got any Quackers?

Comment by Sarah on February 9, 2009 at 11:06am
What do you call a tortilla who tells bad jokes?
A corny tortilla
Comment by Bekah. :D on February 8, 2009 at 11:38am
What don't atheist dyslexics believe in?

Comment by TJ on February 8, 2009 at 11:36am
Why Was 6 Afraid of 7?

Because 7 is F***Ing CRAZY
Comment by Bekah. :D on February 8, 2009 at 11:36am
What's the difference between a mercedes and dead babies?

A mercedes isn't in my garage.
Comment by OSBD on February 8, 2009 at 8:16am
---How Jokes Do Should Go in Real Life---
- The Knock Knock Joke -

*Knock* *Knock*
-Yeah... Who is it?
-What? Really? Your name is freaking Orange?! Or are you an orange?! What the hell is going on?!
-Don't you want to know my last name? Just say Orange "who"?
-NO! What the hell is this? You come walking up to my door, call yourself an orange, and then expect me to ask you your last name? What kind of.... FRUIT.... are you?!?!?!
-Orange ya glad i didn't say banana?
-It wouldn't have made a freaking difference!!!!!! GO AWAY BEFORE I CALL THE COPS YOU ANNOYING LITTLE CHUNK OF CITRUS!!!!

- The "Bar" Joke -

Okay... So this gopher walks into a bar... Wait... no... A gopher RUNS into a bar...right? So he smacks right into the thing and gets a concusion... He's out in the middle of the forest, so no one sees this... He later dies...

- The "Blonde" Joke -

Q: Okay, a blonde comes into your house to to fix your light bulb... How many of her friends does she have to call to help her?
A: None... She is a full independent electrician who is the head of her small company and was validictorian of her High School class.... what? It COULD happen
Comment by caranlinde on February 7, 2009 at 11:24pm
Oh, I forgot one,
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris DOESN'T love Raymond.

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