Chess Class

[Charlotte Smith]

   So there's a class at my school called The Mathematical Elements of Chess. It is a math credit, so mostly seniors who don't want to take calc get in. However, I got in by some stroke of bad karma. First of all, there is a very horny boy who is a junior who continually looks at me. This boy is also very annoying. Since I'm a freshman, no one wants to partner with me, except one senior girl who's nice and the other freshman guy in the class.

   Today, however, was quite fun because it is homecoming week. Everyone is really loopy because we are playing our rivals tomorrow and it's going to be broadcasted on ESPNU. Our theme is shark week, and today was pirate day. Everyone had to dress up like a pirate and one of the seniors in Chess Class brought a foam sword, and back-ended all of his friends. The teacher encouraged it by saying that it was a back-rank check-mate, he then proceeded in singing a Hannah Montanna song.

   By the end of that class today, I had tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard.