I recently heard about a concept: DLAMB, an acronym for "Don't Laugh At Me, But". It's what you say before you tell a ridiculous or embarrassing story. So I'm curious, what DLAMB's have you Nerdfighters got to share? Here's one: Don't laugh at me, but one time, when I was young, my mom was asleep and I was hungry, so to get her to wake up, I had the bright idea of filling a water balloon with mayonnaise and throwing it at her, thus making a mess of her and her bed. Needless to say, it was a bad idea.