So I was talking with this girl today when the conversation started getting a little flirty. I was constantly thinking about what I could say back to the girl to sound interested and flirty, but not come on too strong. I sent her something via text that, as I sent it, I thought did a good job of covering those bases. However, as I looked at it again, I decided I could have done better. This is when I realized that girls don't care how guys say things, as long as we mean what we say, but guys expect everything we say to be Shakespeare quality.
What I said:
Well I'm inclined to agree with ya.
What I wish I said:
Thou doth hath an idea worthy of a greek philosopher. Hath thou been struck by the glistening light of a muse?
If I was a girl, I'd be falling all over myself if a guy came up to me and spit romance like that! So, I hath decided for the future, I will have some responses ready for typical flirting/dating situations.
To ask a girl out:
O fairest maiden, may I esquire you about this beautiful city on this Friday night?
To tell a girl she has pretty eyes:
Thou doth hath the sparkling eyes of a roman goddess, and thy doth fill my heart with hope and joy.
To ask a girl to dinner and a movie:
O beautiful girl with hair so smooth, wilt thou accompany me to a grand feast and perhaps afterward we sha'll journey to a moving picture.
Something to say before you go in for a kiss:
Thou lips call to mine as a the sirens called for Jason, but I cannot resist.
Inviting her in for coffee:
O stunning lady, doth thou hath the time to come in for a warm cup of nourishment?
I'll call you soon:
Maiden, I shall be in contact with you shortly, for I cannot bare too many moments.
How can she resist when you speak so eloquently? Lonely nerdfighters, go find a beautiful girl and work this magic!