As I was tottering about the Internet today, I came upon this madness that has been created in it's vastness, and had yet been obfuscated from me.
Now mind you, I am quite the explorer on this, the amazing Internets, and thought that perhaps it was not what it appeared to be at first glance. Else, how could I have missed it?
Understand, I have been a witness of Tedisim
, I have heard the song of The Flock of Mullets
, I have a Solar Death Ray
in my back yard and a Yo, God Detector
being shipped to my home. I have Stared Down Sally
. All of it with the hopes of finding something, just one thing, that could make it all worth while. Some kind of greater meaning, a purpose, a sense of belonging.
In finding Nerdfighters, I renew my hope in the hopeless depths of hopeless hopelessness, I struggle against the struggles that struggle for reoccurring redundancy. Please tell me this "Social Network" is not like the others, please show me that my watching Zombocom
for seventy-four minutes straight was not in vain.
I state this openly for my first blog because I truly believe, and because nothing else is really coming to me right now. But I digress.
Show me the way oh, Nerdfighters!