After a rather embarrassing incident with a coffee shop employee I have concluded that hermits know best.
Thus being I have decided to become antisocial...well more than I already am. Interacting with people is not my foray.
From now on I will only speak in grunts, eyebrow wiggles, and hand gestures. Including textual communication of course. Though I have not mastered the art of the eyebrow dance I am working diligently and would love any guidance one can give.
Any hermits like to tell me how the order coffee without thoroughly confusing the poor fellow and paying a couple dollars more for a specialized drink you didn’t intend to order?