I'm Not Edward Cullen: A Song

[Hank Green]

Hope You All Like!!!

[bri m]

haha nice!! <3

[Fiona]

This song makes me sad, but it's really good! :D
It's a real thing though, where girls raise their expectations of guys way too high because of Twilight, and the guys get piled up with unrealistic expectations and the girls get frustrated because their boyfriends AREN'T EDWARD CULLEN (or Jacob, or whoever is in Twilight)!!! Oh wow!!! Who'da thunk it!

[super librarian]

Hank, I love your Literature songs best. More songs based on books! Yeah!

[Philosoraptor]

I'm not going to lie -- this is probably my least favorite song in a while.
Granted I'm not a fan of the Twilight series, so I guess that makes sense.

[Baroness Tsukiko Mignogna]

I love this song, great job!!!

[Kelly_Lugosi]

Love this...

Not an Edward fan...but whom ever wants to be with me has to be like another Vampire...called Dracula (aka...Bela Lugosi) lol.

[Ellen]

I really didn't understand why men disliked Edward until I thought about how ridiculously fantastical he is. However, if I were to pick a hero from the Twilight series I despise, it wouldn't be Edward.

I can’t love you
Cause you’re not Jacob Black
You can howl at the moon
And grow hair all over your back
But I can’t help but realize
You never molested me, unchastised
So you can never be the one and only mutt for me.

[Mychal]

i really want all of my friends to actually listen to this so they can hear how obnoxious they are. i mean that in the most loving way possible, of course. :D

[joel]

ohh!
so cool!
i love this!

[Immss(:]

bahaha(: FUNNY!