Dear John and Hank,
I should be a Ning master because:
My Ning handle is based on a quote by Kilgore Trout in Timequake
by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I have been watching your videos since July of '07 and have been watching like a hopeless junkie ever since.
I am about to graduate from Western Michigan University in April with a degree in creative writing, with minors in world literature and journalism. I include this to convey my familiarity with the English language, as the written word is very important to this community.
My picture is a seagull standing on top of a sign that indicates that this is exactly where seagulls should NOT stand. I feel that this perfectly embodies my attitude.
I am very open minded and generally hilarious. (Ask anyone.)
In recent weeks I have started several relatively popular threads on the Ning. You can view them here:
Super Awesome Survey
God Does Not Hate Gays
If Not Obama Then Who?
I spend a lot of time here and I am certain I have become a familiar personality amongst the threads.
I would love to take my incredible and surprising nerdiness to a new level and become a Ning master. It has already reached such a point that my girlfriend and myself sit in the same room on separate computers, reading aloud to one another our quick-witted responses within the forums. I might as well make this whole thing official. I'm sure I would be fully capable of performing any tasks that may fall within this job description and I would be happy to do it.
P.S. I would pick me.
P.P.S. One thing I would specifically like to see happen is some organization amongst the nerdfighters for Ning projects. Submission of funny videos, pictures, blog posts, etc... to be featured on the front page.