Hey, everybody. It's me. Doug. I was hoping I could do something here every now and then just as kind of an update. I'll try to do it semi- regularly, but I have kind of a tight schedule, so it might be hard to do it all the time. I already have something planned for today, so I will actually have two posts today. I hope you enjoy hearing about my life. I hope it's not too boring for you, and I hope I might be interesting enough that you might actually learn something about yourselves through me. Thank you, everybody!