Ningmaster anagrams to Garment Sin. I am no garment sin! But perhaps I be Ningmaster?

First of all, I have the ability to create awesome spellings. Does that make sense? Awesome spellings?
EYEDEEKAYDEEEFFTEEBEEAYY.
Try to pronounce THAT. HA.

Hi John. Hi Hank. *waves*
My name is Lily. I like Harry Potter. And you. And of course you know who I am because I am oh-so-famous and well known. *Pfftlaughahaha*

Oh, and I'd like to inform you that "ningmaster" also anagrams to both "Mean String" and "Anger Mints."
"Please choose Lily for Ning Master" anagrams to "Oceanographies Enlists a Smelly." I ish no smelly!

MY CREDENTIALS WHICH THERE REALLY AREN'T I JUST REALLY LIKE THE WORD CREDENTIALS.
-I know how to italicize and boldicize in HTML. (Hey, come on. I learned all my HTML on the Neopets online coding guide. It exists, I swear.)
-I have watched all the B20, Post-B20 and all existing B2.0.0.9 videos.
-I have at least 2 hours a day to devote solely to Nerdfighteria.
-I'm really good at computadoras. Which is spanish for Computer.
-I have a good sense of humor.
-I've always been a nerd. And I would like nothing more than to help topple the empire of Decepticonia.
-I think I can help.

MY IDEAS.
I have a bunch of ideas, although admittedly the majority of them are for secret projects involving some form of felony. MoA, but felonies nonetheless. Personally, I think the ning should be more focused. Nerdfighting is about the nerdfighters. Perhaps focusing on one interesting forum topic/blog post in every video would draw people to the ning? More featured posts would also be great. And the revival of the Nonexistant Nerdfighter Prize! Something to bring us together as Nerdfighters, not as fans of the same two awesome people. (That's you, by the way.)

ABOUT ME. (This is where I put the stuff that might bore you, but also might produce a laugh. I have my fingers crossed.)

-I'm a new nerdfighter. As of two months ago. Guess when I watched my first B20 video? Why, six days after the Westport event. Have I mentioned I'm four minutes away from Westport? Grrinconvinience.
-I really like books. Like books by John Green. He's a cool guy.
-My mom is a librarian.
-I'm obsessed with the computer. Sometimes I come on the ning and do stuff. Like comment on funny pictures of nerdfighter pumpkins.
-I also am one of the leaders on the Facebook Connecticut Nerdfighters Group OHHH. I organized the event that's coming on Friday. It will be very MoA. Whoo.
-I like the word Whoo. I use it too often.
-I make videos! Actually, I make video. Video: www.youtube.com/liquidrandoms
-I am random. I went through all of eighth grade being referred to as Lady Loofah. As in, the scratchy bathroom tool?
-I am in the SuperSecretEcoGeekingProjectOfAwesome. And I have been contacted by Hank. Which I must admit made me jump up and down for three minutes. Even though it was to tell me that I spelled environment wrong. *waves to Hank* Also I tried to get a secret project going. Except that it didn't actually happen. Because everyone was like WHOOOOOOOOstop. So that was sad.
-I like to write. During the election, I ran a political blog called Obama Blog. Although it hasn't been updated lately, it can be viewed at http://bloggingbarack.tk/
-On the topic of writing, I'm extremely literate. My biggest pet peeves are consecutive exclamation points and "ur".
Actually, my biggest pet peeve are those new Christmas lights- the ones that have too much blue and green and not enough warm colors. Those drive me insane.
I also can't listen to people eat green beans.
-I was there when Hank sang Time Warp on live BlogTV. My friends and I have Rocky Horror nights once a month. Any outsiders would be frightened for their lives rawrr.
-Every time I get a new dollar bill from some place, I draw glasses on George Washington/Abraham Lincoln/Those other guys and change America to Nerdfighteria. Among various other dollar bill rituals.

So I'm going to go now. That's me in a nutshell. I really hope that I haven't scared/bored you away. Which is likely.

If I got to be a neengmastah, that would make me jump up and down for much more than three minutes. Like, seven. And I'd probably scream and scare the neighbors. I would really love to scare my neighbors.

DFTBA,
Lilehhrawrr.

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