Prayer, oh Prayer! What have thou become!

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As the title of the Blog suggests, this is in fact, about  prayer! It's been on my mind for a fair wee bit and I'd figure one way to get it outt'a me system would be to write  typed it all out. Heck, what could go wrong? ~People could think that you don't respect one of their most priced beliefs~ Quiet contradicting voice within my head! ~ You know I'm right ~.  God damn it..

Anywho! Moving on to the subject at hand. What is prayer? That's simple, a call to the almighty sugar daddies and mummies that you all happen to believe in ~ Yeah, because suggesting Yahweh and all the other Deities in existence are 'sugar daddies/mummies' isn't disrespectful at all.. ~. 

Whatever form, shape or however it looks, it has the same one goal. To reach the ears of an almighty - be it bored - magical God creature. What could they be calling on such a being for, why would you risk the likes of Loki and all the other trickster gods to come'a knocking by praying, and having them pick up? Too risky, at least that's what I think. But I digress! ~ You don't frigging say ~ 

Like I said, prayer comes in many forms so here, - for the less literate among us unable to grasp what I'm talking about - pictures! 

He looks rather thoughtful, wouldn't you agree? Such a pose of great relevance, such grace before the almighty Su... ~ Will you stop calling them that!? ~  

Behold! The might and power of prayer, the mystical, MAGICAL.. ability to make prayer girl sparkel! ~ I'm afraid to look.. ~

.....Totally stolen from Twilight ~ Oh will you be good for goodness sake!? ~

But again, I seem to have digressed, alas! 

My point that I hope to make is this, what some pray for, isn't noble nor worth even the skivvy gods to have a look at, without undermining the millions of others who're in a much dire position than.. Let's say.. Some Rugby player who believes Jesus is making him win. 

Who do you believe Jesus would answer first, him:

Or these children: 

I don't know about you. But the moment you suggest that some rich lad in America, is more important to a Deity, than starving and innocent children; that is the moment that there is no possibility that there is in fact a Deity watch either. Because no Deity - as such as Jesus - would allow children to go on starving, whilst rewarding the already wealthy and well done people of the world. 

This is why prayers been on my mind, because people seem to suggest that the prayers of rich far outweigh that of the poor and down trodden. That is barbaric conclusion, a primitive conclusion and a sicken thought within my mind. If there is a God, and he is rewarding the likes of Tim, then he should be ashamed of himself/herself/itself. For if it was a Human doing such a thing, we all know we'd never accept it.

Alas, the end of the blog. Hope I made you think, and didn't offend too many people as it was never my intention. 

Cheers for reading!