The Feline Diaries of WORLD DOMINATION: Part 2
VERY IMPORTANT/TOP SECRET.... things!
Whats up guys? Back from Narnia, Aslan was a dweam!
Greetings hûmans, this is your Mistress speaking!
I have created a group called ''Felines For WORLD DOMINATION'', and would like very much if you would join me in my quest.
I suppose I should make it clear to you dweamy nerds that if you are a part of my group, I will spare you in the... ''hypothetical'' situation that I (a humble feline) resort to population control...
The choice is up to you.
Ps: I have a new lead on WORLD DOMINATION... You very simply get a comb-over, and viola, you suddenly have power!
But meh being of exceptional beauty could never resort to such moronic hûman way!
Remember my dweamy nerds! Never trust a man with a comb-over!
Seal La Sassafras Da Boom Boom Osmosis Morrisson, off to Narnia!
Whats up guys? Back from Narnia, Aslan was a dweam!
Greetings hûmans, this is your Mistress speaking!
I have created a group called ''Felines For WORLD DOMINATION'', and would like very much if you would join me in my quest.
I suppose I should make it clear to you dweamy nerds that if you are a part of my group, I will spare you in the... ''hypothetical'' situation that I (a humble feline) resort to population control...
The choice is up to you.
Ps: I have a new lead on WORLD DOMINATION... You very simply get a comb-over, and viola, you suddenly have power!
But meh being of exceptional beauty could never resort to such moronic hûman way!
Remember my dweamy nerds! Never trust a man with a comb-over!
Seal La Sassafras Da Boom Boom Osmosis Morrisson, off to Narnia!
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