Seagulls are trying to take over the world...
Down here in Australia, we have our own sport: the AFR (Australian Football Rules, more commonly known as AFL, the Australian Football League).
I'm not known for my love of sports, but on Friday, I attended this strange ritual of a sport.
Why, you ask? For Breast Cancer, of course.
This year at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, the Field of Women was performed.
Look it up. I'll give you a minute.
It's an amazing experience. A great way to decrease world-suck. After the huge event, most of us stayed and watched the game.
While watching, I noticed something.
The seagulls were everywhere.
When I said everywhere, I meant everywhere one the pitch. Sometimes the players disappeared behind a cloud of seagulls. They stood on the roof, in the middle of the pitch. Everywhere! So it got me thinking, what would happen if the world was taken over by birds? Not the most original idea ever thought up, I know, but it was very entertaining. In fact it entertained me through nearly the entire game. Until I found out that they had free WiFi...