Yet another rant, and this time it has death in it (explicit language)

[Elizabeth]

Dear Perez Hilton,
You are a mother fucking douchebag. You do not talk crap about a man who is dying. Even if you think its fake, you still don't do it. It's just not right. If you try to deny that you posted things about him, you can't. Phillip DeFranco has a screenshot of that page. Now that he's dead, I bet you feel like crap for posting that, don't you? Well, you should. Because maybe he died because you talked too much shit about him. His heart exploded from all of the negative energy radiating from your website. I cannot believe you would stoop so low as to just waste your life away talking crap about people you don't know. You have no life, you have no soul. If I saw you, I would probably punch you in the eye too. :) So grats to the dude who already did. ^_^

Love,
Liz and Cate

Dear douchebag of a friend of mine who will remain nameless,
You sir, are an ignorant jerk. I can't believe you showed no compassion for MJ, he was dead and you just didnt care whatsoever. You were pretty much glad he died. He was an amazing entertainer. I don't believe (mostly) that he was a pedo. Lots of people accuse celebs of strange things.(FOR TEH MONEHS). I cannot believe you can't even hold an argument with someone. You sign off whenever we start winning, or you start using huge words that have nothing to do with what we are talking about. I know, I looked them up. Stop being a total jerk about anything when people don't believe the same as you. I can't believe I was ever friends with you.
Grow up,
Liz



Not a rant:

Dear Michael Jackson,
You were an amazing entertainer. You grabbed the heart of so many people. My heart is with you and your family. Many people accused you of being a pedo and a rapist, but I didn't believe them. They had no proof what-so-ever. You can't make a claim on something that happened YEARS ago, they were making shit up.
You're made of awesome ('specially your dance moves),
Liz