Jacob Craven's Comments

So. After I dated Maddy, I was like, NOPE. NO MORE DATING FOR YOU CHILD UNTIL YOU'RE OLDER. Then I realized that I might not get much older, so that went straight to hell. Anddddd I'm dating someone. And I just realized that he's older than you

That's awkward.

So yeah. He's a junior in high school, and we won't even go to the same school until next year, but he's so awesome.

I've known him since I was in fourth grade, but I haven't talked to him much for a year or two. We recently reconnected, and had an awesome time. A couple weeks later, he asked me out.

How can I tell you how awesome he is? Well, he's a major DW fan, and has not only a sonic screwdriver, but a portal gun as well. His native language is Spanish, so he'll sometimes forget words in English, and flail around, saying the word in Spanish until I understand him. It's possibly the most adorable thing I've ever witnessed . So that's that. Loved hearing from you again, Andy.

Well,  I broke my arm while hanging out with my friends a few days ago, and I should be getting my cast off in about three weeks. Joy.

Sometimes, Ewan McGregor's voice is like liquid sex. Just sayin. If I had any ovaries left post-Benedict Cumberbatch, they'd explode.

Where did you get putting on a dress from? Just wondering. Not going to lie though, that would be fantastic. Send me pics

BAIII CHIENNE 

OH MY GOD SO I JUST WATCHED THE SEASON FINALE OF KORRA AND I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HAVE YOU SEEN KORRA YET? WATCH IT NOW. NOW I SAY. In other news, I just got back from Girls' Camp, which is a Mormon thing. Anyways, I was left there with no technology at all. Well, except for my camera. I actually did a lot of fun stuff there, but I missed my xbox the entire time. I went on a ten mile hike, I went to two different lakes, I went horseback riding, I starred in a skit, I went tubing, I was buried up to my neck in sand, and finally I tried water skiing (and failed miserably. Seriously, I nearly drowned. It was awesome. BAI 

YES. DO IT. DO IT NOW.

Ps. Today was the first day of summer vacation, and my parents promised to get me skyrim. We learned that it's not compatible with my computer. So what do my parents do? They go out and buy me an xbox and skyrim. WIN.

Sounds scary! Also, HAHA YOU HAVE SCHOOL NEXT WEEK. I end on Friday. So, I don't like Anime or Manga very much, but I've always liked this one show called Ouran High School Host Club cause it is really funny. Anyways, one of the characters from that show starred in another anime. I decided to try it out cause I was bored. To describe it in a few words...OH MY GOD ALL THE FEELS I DON'T EVEN BLARGH SO GOOD. Yes. The show's called Fullmetal Alchemist. 

Hey, haven't heard from you in a while. I understand that it's final's week, but just let me know you're still okay.

P.S. I'm totally on Omegle saying "NERDFIGHTAH?" and watching them being confused and going...wut.

School's okay, I suppose. I got a 69 on an algebra test. After my friends and I had a quick laugh, we got serious, and I got a little sad. In my defense, I had left my binder at school over the weekend, and I was not quite ready to take the test. I had forgotten half the formulas I needed to do the test, it was not good. Anyways, I retake the test tomorrow during study hall, and I feel a lot more prepared. Other than that, I've gotten all A's in all of my classes. WHOOP. Finals are this month, and I'm really nervous. It's kind of like..Oh, I'm supposed to know how to speak French now. Oops.

From the front of my head to the back: black, purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red, pink, white, brown, cyan, and finally maroon. I look crazy. Also, I strongly dislike cats. Sorry.

My hair is now twelve different colors. Needless to say, I've attracted many stares and rude comments about how I'm a disgraceful young lady. I tell them that I never have my hair for long, so I like to have fun with it. They figure out I have cancer, that shuts them right up.

So, my hair is back to its natural brown, and I'm thinking on dying it again. Opinion? 

Honestly, the reason I haven't posted is because there's nothing to post about. Literally nothing has happened. EXCEPT my mum got me an awesome present. She gave me crayons. So many crayons it would make your head explode. Needless to say, I've had much fun with them.

Annie was wonderful. We created a facebook group for it, and now everyone is posting pictures of the performance and the cast party and asking what the hell we are we going to do with out lives now?

Sorry, we literally just finished Annie yesterday, and I was exhausted after the cast party. I do have an exciting story though. You'll have to wait until I inbox it to you, because it's rather personal. 

I know you already have a comment for today, but I'm going to spoil you. I just wanted to let you know that you're a really awesome, sweet, funny person. GOOD DAY SIR. 

p.s. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED TO SHOW YOU MY STORY ABOUT GAY PRINCES. IT'S, IN A WORD, FABULOUS. YES. YES, I JUST WENT THERE.

So I'm writing a new story. It was literally inspired by a sticky-note I found and Oblivion. It's basically about an assassin. Yep. Also, do you know any websites where I can map out a country? Basically, I got sick of trying to keep up with currency and laws and things like that, so I made my own country. But, I'm rather organized and dislike not having a good map. I can't draw one, so yes. I need a computer program to help me do it. If you could find something that would be great, because my luck is failing rather spectacularly.  

That's really awesome. Sorry I haven't been talking, we've been really busy with the play and all-district chorus. I've been staying after school until seven most days.