Wierdest thing you've ever seen a teacher do...

[Lord Xwee]

My teachers are odd. Very odd.

Today, we have to make a small poster on a Greek mythology creature, and my group got Hydra. Then I go "OMG! LOST!" and after my friend Raven drew the 9-headed snake thingy, I drew the Hydra dharma symbol on it and my social studies teacher freaked out (she watches LOST too)
Here is part of conversation:
Teacher: What is THIS?
Me: Dharma symbol...
Teacher: Who knows what that means?
Me: ...me
Teacher: You LOST *trails off*

She got mad in a way that wouldn't get me in trouble.

And I saw two of my teachers dancing together...to make fun of me...

[M.E. Barstow]

Brilliant! In French I, Madame asked us to write "Madame's worst day" stories... The guys in the class banded up and promptly murdered everyone in the class

[Kristi]

Ahahaha. YES.
As weird as that is, it sounds REALLY funny!
:D

[Linnea]

I walked into my teacher's room when I was visiting him with my friend Polina, he was one of our favorite teachers last year.

Anyway, when we came in, he was changing for a meeting and we walked in on him pulling his pants up.

[Kristi]

...AWKWARD much?
haha.

[Linnea]

Yeah, whenever I remind my friends she says I'm going to give her nightmares. XD

[Amateur Awesome]

My chorus techer acted like he had maraca's and danced like a Haiwain dancer (Lu-something) would...

[CleverAsAFawkes]

My anatomy teacher held up one of the cats we were disecting and posed with it for a picutre XD

[M.E. Barstow]

*shudders*

[Laura]

At my high school there were a few male teachers in their early 30s who were all buddies and thought they were still in high school. They would randomly walk into each other's classrooms to chat and they all had life issues. So once I witnessed a hilarious play fight and such... once one of them held a Dr. Phil session for two of his students who had broken up when we were done with the WASL. That teacher had a thing with me for a while. Which ended when he publicly mocked my religion which made me so mad. Then he had a thing for the Dr. Phil girl and anyway. The old "smart" teachers liked to tell sex stories to entertain their teenagers, and once a large goat-like science teacher even resorted to physically joking around but that is one of the stories I don't want to tell where young nerds might see. Also this one teacher with cerebral palsy in a wheelchair was constantly telling every class about the time in junior high he went poll vaulting... despite the fact that his legs didn't work. Didn't work out to well for him. Also he had to propose to his wife six times to get a yes and may have a man crush on Doctor Phil. As far as the violent sentences, my current English prof, who is a whole essay on weird-teachers-who-have-to-brag-about-themselves-to-their-students on his own (did I really need to see that tattoo, or hear about how you were "getting laid" at 16, or hear your impressive arrest record for protesting?) likes to demonstrate grammar with sentences like, "I have pot and booze to share,"

[Hel]

Seriously, what kinda school do you go to? Heh.

[Nick? No, couldn't be...]

rrrg! I hate the WASL!
Also, I want to go to your school. So badly.

[Jessyb93]

all my male teachers seem to have a very special way of handing things out (pens ,rulers,stress toys) by throughing then full speed at you face so we all make sure not to ask to borrow the stapler lol