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amtar replied to Chris (Ningmaster)'s discussion 'What we do' in the group People Who Take Weird as a Complement

I walk around stores with tortillas on my head and I sing super loud. Most things people say remind me of a song so I sing again. My voice isn't the best. :D I just say super rando things and constantly switch subjects.

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Chris (Ningmaster) commented on KayleeNelson's group 'The Perverted Group'

I can attest to Lottie's perviness. I, too am quite perverted myself :D

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Why is there no group for the pervy nerdfighters? Hank has a song for vegetables that look like penises, I would think that there would be at least some dirty minds within the nerdfighters. Perverts FTW. :D

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What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?

I'm a gaming nerdfighter, debate nerdfighter, and too much more!

About Me:

I'm very tall, i like ninjas, and i serve the overmind. I am also a veteran FRC competion nerdfigher, and will be a spork till the day i die. in addition, i will randomly and uncaringly fail to capitalize the letter i.

I am one of the coolest people you will ever meet, even though i play World of Warcraft. I do not drink or smoke or inject or inhale or sniff anything that doesn't belong in the human body.

oh yeah, and i HATE potatoes. yes. HATE. they are the tumors of the earth, undieing malignant growths that require no nutrients to spread thier disgusting seed. not only do i hate potatoes, but nearly all potato products such as mash potatoes, regular flavored potato chips, hash browns, and yes. I HATE FRENCH FRIES.
let it be known that i have begun my crusade against the revolting brown ground-tumors, only the potatoes of australia are safe because i had some one time and it wasn't half bad. (this may have been due to my extreme hunger, as i ate an almost equally hated side of green beans with it) Other than that, all potatoes are worthless excuses for vegetables, deserving of a swift death.

so ends the longest tirade against potatoes on the internet.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more

Anything within the sci-fi or fantasy genre, or the gloious fusion of the two. Like terry brooks, orson card.. oh and some of that random stuff from three river's press.. such as Death: a Life or The Ninja Handbook.

What's your favorite thing to put on your head?

Gel

When did you start watching B20

March, 2008

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Heh, didn't need a quiz to know that.

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Late Forum Update

Hello again everyone! Sorry for the late Saturday post, there simply are not enough hours in the day… and even fewer if it’s a workday. I’m not entirely sure if anybody notices my tardiness. Anyways, I have some interesting threads for you in addition to a few reminders and other cool stuff.

So I know many of you attended a Tour De Hank event already, and have loads of pictures of the festivities! Upload them, and show off the Nerdfighter awesomeness! Alternatively, post a blog and talk about t… Continue

Posted on November 21, 2009 at 9:00pm — 1 Comment

Books, Beards, and Berlin: Forum Update!

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night to you all! (pick one) I hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween! Or, if you didn't do Halloween, I hope you are planning on participating in the November festivities! Well, even with Halloween you should consider them.

Today I have a few things to talk about, and a few threads full of awesome that need to be recognized. In personal news, my NaNoWriMo project is coming along nicely… I just need to write about three thousand words today to make my missed q… Continue

Posted on November 7, 2009 at 1:00pm — 1 Comment

Chapter Three

This is an exerpt from my NaNoWriMo novel, currently in progress. It's also my first stab at action/suspense

Chapter Three

Ethan finished all that he needed to do, and packed up his things. He transferred the papers from last night from his briefcase to his desk, and then took a few reports that he wanted to take home and finish. He took the balloon as well. It was growing dark outside, and most of the other people had already left. Ethan maneuvered back through the halls, the only people left… Continue

Posted on November 6, 2009 at 11:00am —

Halloween Forum Update!

Hello again Nerdfighteria! As many of you know, there is now exactly one week until Halloween. I hope all of you have your costumes in order! Remember: It’s never too late to dress up, but the candy solicitation might get difficult the taller and creepier you get.
Because the festivities are so close, it’s time for a Halloween preparation thread! Let’s get a rundown of all the threads with the talk (and some screaming) of what to do, costume ideas, and awesomely stylish pumpkin carving technique… Continue

Posted on October 24, 2009 at 5:00pm — 7 Comments

Forum Update! Plus Intro

Hello Nerdfighters and the like!

I'm Chris, and as you may have noticed, I am one of the two new forum Ningamsters. I'm really tall, I hate potatoes, and I cannot understand sarcasm. But enough about me, It's saturday! As such, It's time for my saturday feature. It's actaully not saturday for too much longer, but I don't care. Gimme a break, I'm under the weather and employed.

First, if you have yet to go play the laughing game, go do so. Even if you aren't any good at it, The thread is always… Continue

Posted on October 10, 2009 at 6:20pm — 4 Comments

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At 10:11am on November 22, 2009, luna(dftba) said…: not trying to convert, just saying that I think potatos and green beans are some of the best vegetables! fresh green beans and baked potatos are what i would live on if I could.

At 10:05pm on November 21, 2009, luna(dftba) said…: you, my friend, are my exact opposite in the vegetable world. potatos and green beans FTW!

At 10:00am on November 19, 2009, Stephanie Wood said…: I actually DO live in flagstaff, and next time I have a Sunday off of work (I work at San Felipe's downtown..and usually work sundays until about four o'clock) I will totally come by. I should have known there would be a few of us up here :-)

At 12:17am on November 8, 2009, Rachel High said…: I've definitely had problems with my threads not being posted too...

I would have to agree that custard is the worst, but I have yet to find any doughnuts that I actually enjoy. I used to like fritters, but I think that those are starting to get on my bad side as well.

I used to be on a debate team, but we didn't have enough people so it fell through. Now I just do Model UN, which is also a lot of fun. I have friends with totally different political views (ok, one), so I know what you mean about great evening conversation.

I totally had something else I was going to say, but I got distracted with research for my blog post, so...
Yeah, I'm leaving you, sorry :)

At 4:54pm on November 2, 2009, Hilary said…: I know, I am too. I was just on the ning (for once, i pretty much never go on here D:) and was like, "Well, i'd best add all my Flag NFs. :D

At 7:27pm on November 1, 2009, BC said…: Hey chris. I havnt seen you in the chat since your ning-master-ship-dom. I just thought I'd pop in to say hello and state that potatoes are actually quite amazing. I never found the pizza project on YouTube, and I never got a reply email from your pizza project email. What was the adress again? Any ways this comment was compliments of an amazing person named BC

At 12:37pm on October 31, 2009, Rachel High said…: Haha, I've definitely been in that situation before. At that point, I usually friend them depending on their grammatical ability.

Debate is awesome! I'll also pretty much debate anything, but none of my friends are ever willing to engage me. They probably just know I'll win. Still, awesome.
Yeah, I think I have to entertain your spud hatred. I hate donuts, and apparently that's frowned upon, so I have to understand.

Nice meeting you! :)

At 1:51pm on October 26, 2009, President Clive-φ-Davidson said…: Okay, here's one: Do you think that the world has always been this good/bad, if the answer is no, was there a point in history where it changed or started changing?

At 1:13pm on October 26, 2009, President Clive-φ-Davidson said…: Well, good luck to you! I will certainly help with anything else you need.

At 3:49am on October 26, 2009, President Clive-φ-Davidson said…: Thanks, that will certainly help! I wish there was somehting I could do to thank you...