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Can God make a sandwich so big that even he can't finish it?

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Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Andrew's discussion 'Making a fool of yourself!'

You know WHY she insulted another girl who finds your body type unattractive? Because we live in a world in which attractiveness is everything. The entire reason she probably said that in the first place is to make the two of them feel better abou...

May 20

Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Kenny's discussion 'Can God make a sandwich so big that even he can't finish it?'

Right. That's what I'm saying. If there's a power higher then god, then he isn't THE authority. Thus disproving his omnipotence. He's just a more powerful wizard then all of us.

May 20

Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Andrew's discussion 'Making a fool of yourself!'

Um, singing "The sun'll come out tomorrow" at the top of my voice in a crowded monorail at Disneyworld? There's also the time I walked around in a boobalicious ren faire dress to advertise my choir's Madrigal Dinner (I'm curvaceous, and basically...

May 20

Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Kenny's discussion 'Can God make a sandwich so big that even he can't finish it?'

The question is, who made god?

May 20

Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Safa's discussion 'Taking A Break..'

My break was a bit embarrassing. I've never been a good student, and I certainly didn't start in college. I didn't flunk out (it's a community college, you can't really flunk out.) I just decided to take a break. I'm moving out of my house and int...

May 20

Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Gene Rock's discussion 'Justice!!!'

I decided to ask this kid out. He had been a male friend for a while, and I wasn't dating anyone, so I thought I'd try it out. I go over to his house, and ask him out. He says yes, and I immediately feel apprehension. I realize this wasn't the gre...

May 20

Jasmine Kalay Cardinal replied to Nutella Stella's discussion 'Largest book you own :)'

I can beat you all. I have a history textbook that's 1700 pages long. And we had to haul that sucker to class everyday!(Uphill! Through 6 feet of snow! With angry dogs chasing us!)

May 19

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At 1:53am on September 6, 2008, unityofeffect said…: MST3K FTW!!

At 11:31am on September 2, 2008, Geoff Price said…: It is the exceptional awesomeness of two people who like MST3K, dystopian novels, and Little Britain, that draws them together. Being nice doesn't hurt, though.

At 8:39pm on August 27, 2008, Running2Ks and Parrothead said…: I miss the Springs. Would live there again in a heartbeat :) --R2Ks

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What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?

I am a Movie Nerdfighter. I know more pointless facts about movies and their stars then you could dream of.

About Me:

My name is Kelly Nora Buettner, Libra, College Student.I love stand-up comedy, and follow various comedians religiously. I love movies, especially those of the old Hollywood type. I devour books, and am known to read three a week, and reread most of them. I am also a raving Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fan(Mike Rules!) and love dressing in a different costume every day. Now most of these are not of the crazy out there variety, but they are still a different person. I have three cats, a brother, a mom, and a HUGE hope that I can escape this town and go to Portland and then crawl into a book and live there forever. My screen name was actually from an RPG I wrote with my friends in high school. I was a strange one third human/one third kangaroo/one third cat person. It goes without saying I'm pretty weird.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more

Waaay too many to count, but I love anything by Laurie Notaro, Apathy and Other Small Victories, Hey Nostradamus!, Brave New World, 1984, the Harry Potter series, The Twilight Series(I know, it's bad, but it's so bad it's good.), any thing by Christopher Moore, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, I Was Told There Would Be Cake, Bitter is the New Black, Such A Pretty Fat, Confessions of a Recovering Slut, Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch(Sorry about the language), Shopgirl, Between the Bridge and the River, Kiss my Tiara, and many more I can't think of right now.

What's your favorite thing to put on your head?

A nice comfy fedora. Or maybe a cat.

If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?

Either Lewis Black, or maybe Mike Nelson from MST3k, cause he wouldn't laugh at me as much.

When did you start watching B20

2008