Kim Schwartz's Page

What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?

The indoor kind.

About Me:

Kim is an aspiring comedy writer who is easily distracted by the internet and spends her time making cool things for her friends such as paintings of unicorns getting caught in the shower by paparazzi. She loves Jim Henson, robots, playing the guitar poorly, drawing stuff and the UCB theater. She also loves referring to herself in the third person and using the royal "we." Sometimes she wonders whether she would have been better off getting her degree in something practical like robotics, chemistry or one of the medicine fields, instead of one in film. However, then she remembers how, while she was very good at math in high school, she did not enjoy it. Also, the human body is disgusting, so medicine would have been a bad choice.

One time she participated in a persuasive speech contest at her college. There were three other participants. They tried to raise awareness about child starvation, endangered animals and AIDS. Kim won the contest with her speech expounding the virtues of anti-zombie legislation. She really likes this story.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more

Books: Harry Potter, Emergency, Y: the Last Man, 3 Story, Elliot Allagash, Survivor, The Neverending Story, Scott Pilgrim, Paper Towns

Movies: Fight Club, Clueless, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller, Shaun of the Dead, Shawshank Redemption

Music: Weezer, Ben Folds, Gin Blossoms, Garbage, Elliott Smith,

Self Esteem boosting quote: "The venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a CIRCLE." - John Green

What's your favorite thing to put on your head?

A pair of devil horns or bunny ears. They help me write by preventing all the knowledge from floating out of my head.

If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?

Steve Martin, Conan O'Brien or (insert future romantic interest here)

When did you start watching the Vlogbrothers?

September

Make up your own DFTBA initialism!

DBCTOI = Distracted By Cool Thing On Internet