"Drivers who lane-hop during heavy traffic to get one or two car lengths farther ahead. During a trip from Wisconsin to Ohio which always involves a frustrating drive through Chicago, I watched one particular driver lane-hop across all lanes to…"
"My latest one is sites (like Yahoo!) that expect you to watch a video to get a news story. I consider myself to be a person with no life but even I do not want to spend all day watching videos to get news. In addition, the damn videos…"
"A news story moved me to read "The Stranger" by Albert Camus. A man cited this book as causing him to commit murder. I read it as an experiment to see if it would have the same effect on me. It did not. All it did…"
""If I get one thank-you, I am doing as well as Jesus." ~myself "It is better to sit silently and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." ~Mark Twain (my favorite one of his)"
"Almost forgot two of my ultimate faves:
Monty Python's Flying Circus
A good follow-up question would be: which of your favorite shows can you recite most of the dialogue from?
Two and a Half Men
"Always forgive your enemies but never forget who they are.~John F. Kennedy
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.~Blaise Pascal
Life is mostly hell but you must plow through it to get to the…"
"You can't be a true Nerdfighter if you don't love The Big Bang Theory!
At the risk of sounding like I'm on HBO's payroll:
Curb Your Enthusiasm (if it ever comes back)
My all-time favorite show is The…"
"Amen, Azule. I went to Office Depot to purchase a microcassette because I wanted to permanently save some messages from my answering machine, which was full. I was told to order it online. "You'll have it in a few…"