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"Drivers who lane-hop during heavy traffic to get one or two car lengths farther ahead.  During a trip from Wisconsin to Ohio which always involves a frustrating drive through Chicago, I watched one particular driver lane-hop across all lanes to…"

"My latest one is sites (like Yahoo!) that expect you to watch a video to get a news story.  I consider myself to be a person with no life but even I do not want to spend all day watching videos to get news.  In addition, the damn videos…"

"A news story moved me to read "The Stranger" by Albert Camus.  A man cited this book as causing him to commit murder.  I read it as an experiment to see if it would have the same effect on me.  It did not.  All it did…"

""If I get one thank-you, I am doing as well as Jesus."  ~myself  "It is better to sit silently and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."  ~Mark Twain (my favorite one of his)"

"I am from this state: We have the most drunk driving arrests. We have the most whooping cough cases. We don't have as many shootings as Colorado; we only shoot Sikhs."

"Almost forgot two of my ultimate faves: Benny Hill Monty Python's Flying Circus A good follow-up question would be:  which of your favorite shows can you recite most of the dialogue from? Three's Company Two and a Half Men "

"Play title: "Waiting for Godot" ... in my pants Movie title: "Finding Nemo" ... in my pants Movie title: "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" ... in my pants"

"Always forgive your enemies but never forget who they are.~John F. Kennedy Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.~Blaise Pascal Life is mostly hell but you must plow through it to get to the…"

"Ding-ding-ding, Emme!"

"Hear, hear, CD.  Felicity needs to go."

"It's fun to put a proper name into Microsoft Word and see what its spellchecker comes up with.  For example, the name "Zarzecki" used to produce "carsick."  (It doesn't any more.  Shucky darn.) It's…"

"I would have to ask for a definition of what makes something nerdy. I can tell you my most nerdy behavior. I alphabetize everything (or would that be OCD?). "

"You can't be a true Nerdfighter if you don't love The Big Bang Theory! At the risk of sounding like I'm on HBO's payroll: The Newsroom Veep Girls Curb Your Enthusiasm (if it ever comes back) My all-time favorite show is The…"

"Moby Dick ... in my pants (I wish) Fifty Shades of Gray ... in my pants Whoomp, There It Is ... in my pants (more likely) ... wait, isn't that a song title?"

"Yo quiero Taco Bell!  Seriously, no habla espanol but I am 57 and I was also wondering if there were any older people on this site.  Power to the old people! "

"Amen, Azule.  I went to Office Depot to purchase a microcassette because I wanted to permanently save some messages from my answering machine, which was full.  I was told to order it online.  "You'll have it in a few…"