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Okay, I found a note in the copy of Looking For Alaska that I bought. I'd already read the book and thought it was great and everything, and had been a nerdfighter for a few months. But I went to buy the book in the Barnes and Noble in the Oak Park Mall in Overland Park, Kansas and found a note that said the following:

You there; Yes you, reader. This book is made of awesome along with it's author. You, my dear reader, may in fact be a nerdfighter. Do not be alarmed, this is a good thing.
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Hey Nerdfighteria.
I was just doing math and thinking about mothers (at the same time like only a nerdfighter can do) and made a connection:
Why would anyone name their child Pythagorus? Or however its spelled. I mean, maybe its his last name. But really? I mean, there are so many weird names out there.
So I want all of you to tell me the weirdest actual like historical names you can think of. And all the ones that are in the Evil Baby Orphanage.
Make a list! Have fun!
DFTBA

If you could be any of John's characters, who would you be?
Yes, when I say any, I mean any. Like, you could even be TOC or something like that.
You may, as a matter of fact, be Black Santa, or Argyle the Sock.
You can't be John or Hank, but you CAN be the Hank Sock {thank you to whomever made that}.
ANYONE.

I think I would be...well, probably Alaska, or maybe Margo. Or Black Santa.
NO. I WOULD BE THE GIANT WHITE COW.
Exactly.

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