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Ultimate Schnitzel
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  • North Hollywood, CA
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I Eat Unicorns
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Alaska Taylor(not my real name) Oct 14, 2010.

Running Naked Down The Street With My Eight Year Old Sister
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Ultimate Schnitzel Sep 25, 2010.

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Red Ribbon From RoxieStephenson
 

Make me sammich?

Latest Activity

Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Mary Wicher's discussion What does the west know about Islam
"Muslims are people who follow the Quaran, with tells them to kill people and beat women for Allah's sadistic pleasure. I'm so glad I'm an enlightened atheist. When I kill people and beat women, it's for my own damn good and not…"
Jul 20, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Frederica's discussion Order ventolin, Astma
"That doctor's pretty hot. I think I'll buy a couple cases."
Jun 25, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Female responsabilty for the culture of rape
"Let's look at it this way. There's a psychotic madman waving a gun outside my house. I run out with a rubber chicken, look him in the eye, and comment upon his mother's promiscuity. I proceed to get shot in my groin. Is it my…"
Jun 21, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Shay M's discussion How do you motivate yourself?
"Slap yourself."
Jun 15, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to E_Lewis's discussion Is Being Gay a Choice?
"There's no way to tell. The only people who can say for sure are the homoseckshuals, and we all know what crafty, lying bastards they are..."
Jun 8, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Cillian Delaney's discussion 3 word story
"Chunky peanut butter"
Jun 1, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to mathias i krogsoe's discussion religious scientist
"Good work. I can sleep peacefully again."
May 31, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Dawkins refuses to debate Craig
"Dawkins? He's that evolution guy, right?"
May 29, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to mathias i krogsoe's discussion religious scientist
"That big, seemingly useless empty space after your post is making me nervous."
May 29, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Do women need their own literary award?
"Well, how else are they going to win?"
May 29, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel and Sydney are now friends
May 29, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Lenore103's discussion Male status and sex?
"You can't become a real man without being a real boy, and you can't become a real boy when you're a puppet...What?"
May 27, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Michael Lee's discussion Am i too worked up?
"I'm a jackass."
May 27, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Bekah Craigly's discussion WHAT IS THAT BEEPING NOISE???
"You should stop backing up."
May 27, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Cristine McElhinney's discussion Is the Rapture Real?
"what shit you be shitting yourself too what are i dont know what your saying."
May 21, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Sydney's discussion Debating on if Justin beiber is any good
"I think that he is an amazing singerIs a sensual actorI wish I was full of him tooDresses in too much clothesHas a fascinating bookHas an orgasmic movie"
Apr 24, 2011
JennaHemmena left a comment for Ultimate Schnitzel
"liek hi i miss ur sexy bod."
Jan 3, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Casi Mendoza's discussion Is it too late to get into vlogging?
"Yes."
Jan 1, 2011
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Sebastian L.'s discussion the LOL survey
"Like "loll""
Dec 28, 2010
Ultimate Schnitzel replied to Joy the Awesome One's discussion a very new newbie
"A very redundant redundancy."
Dec 26, 2010

Profile Information

What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?
Who wants to know?
About Me:
Taking ass and kicking names.
Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
His Dark Materials
What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
Basket of fruit
If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
Richard Dawkins
When did you start watching the Vlogbrothers?
2009
Make up your own DFTBA initialism!
D***k F***k T**s B***h A*s

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At 5:43pm on January 3, 2011, JennaHemmena said…
liek hi i miss ur sexy bod.
At 12:25am on December 7, 2010, Clive-φ-Davidson Ex-NM said…
I was waiting for someone to say that.
At 2:49am on October 5, 2010, Inkweaver said…
I love your pictures, the one with the ice cream made me lol XD.
At 1:05am on August 25, 2010, Mark Todd said…
I wish I could hug you for how much you made my morning. I had the wonderful pleasure of reading your comment on "mirabel arona"s page after receiving an identical comment from he/she/it/them. Thank you.
At 10:24pm on January 4, 2010, thefirstofmany said…
Thank you, thank you for rick rolling rick...:)
At 6:39pm on September 2, 2009, Laura said…
You're welcome :). The internet is a marvelous thing.
At 3:39pm on September 2, 2009, Laura said…
I typed in my god I'm delicious artist on google & found it. The artist is Mike Mitchell.
http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/
At 10:08pm on September 1, 2009, Laura said…
Yeah, but then I think the creepiness just ADDS to the cuteness...I even think eyeball picture is cute lol. I think it has something to do with the eyes.
At 9:36pm on September 1, 2009, Laura said…
Your picture is awesome. It's creepy and cute at the same time.
At 3:35am on August 15, 2009, sabelmouse said…
have nopt seen that movie. it's just that my daughter calls me schitzel, she has not seen it either, and i am geting some as it's part of her heritage and she has never had one.
 
 
 

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